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Crystal

The Hick

About Me

I am, in a nut shell, a very diverse person. I'm multifaceted and can get along with most anyone. Doesn't really matter who you are. I like fighting, animals, chitlins, HP, writing, drawing, reading, being a smartass, working, music, most everything.. If you're human and not some girly bimbo then there's something we have in common. If you are a girly bimbo, then don't fucking bother me. I'll most likely find you just to punch your face in. Just trust me when I say, there's enough personality here to go around.

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out."

My Interests

Almost everything. I'm outspoken on what I believe in, and keep quiet unless I'm sure of myself. I can comment on almost any topic. The key word here is ALMOST.

Basics
Name: Crystal.
Date of Birth: April 21.
Birthplace: San Antonio.
Current Location: Lou'siana.
Eye Color: Deep ocean blue with a hint of green, a smokey grey blue ring along the edge and a starburst of hazel in the center.
Hair Color: Dark Brown.
Height: 5'5"
Heratige: Mutt.
Piercings: Ears.
Tattoos: None.
Favorite
Band/Singer: Reba McEntire.
Song: That's My Job--Conway Twitty.
Movie: The Last Unicorn.
Disney Movie: Pocahontas.
TV Show: Three and A Half Men.
Color: Baby Blue.
Food: Pasta. (Italian)
Pizza Topping: Black Olive.
Ice-Cream Flavor: Vanilla with chocolate sauce.
Drink (alcoholic): Jack Daniels.
Soda: Dr. Pepper.
Store: Wal-Mart.
Clothing Brand: Pluma.
Shoe Brand: Wrangler.
Season: Summer.
Month: July.
Holiday/Festival: Christmas.
Flower: Lily.
Make-Up Item: Mascara.
Board Game: Candy Land.
This or That
Sunny or Rainy: Rainy.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.
Fruit or Veggie: Fruit.
Night or Day: Night.
Sour or Sweet: Sour.
Love or Money: Love.
Phone or In Person: In Person.
Looks or Personality: Personality.
Coffee or Tea: Coffee.
Hot or Cold: Hot.
Your
Goal for this year: Get on my feet.
Most missed memory: Playing without a care.
Best phyiscal feature: Eyes.
First thought waking up: Five more minutes...
Hypothetical Personality disorder: multiple personalities.
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Boob job.
Sesame Street alter ego: Grover.
Fairytale alter ego: Pocahontas.
Most stupid remark: "That's so wrong it's not right!"
Worst crime: Carrying a weapon without registration.
Greatest ambition: Own/run my own quarter horse ranch.
Greatest fear: Losing control.
Darkest secret: I have a hidden fear that I either won't be able to have kids at all or have 'em all be miscarriages.
Favourite subject: English/reading.
Strangest recieved gift: A dildo.
Worst habit: Trying to make things perfect. (OCD)
Do You
Smoke: Nope.
Drink: Nope.
Curse: Yup.
Shower Daily: Nope.
Like Thunderstorms: Yup.
Dance in the rain: Yup.
Sing: Yup.
Play an instrument: Nope.
Get along with your parents: Nope.
Wish on stars: Yup.
Believe in fate: Yup.
Believe in love at first sight: Nope.
Can You
Drive: Yup.
Sew: Yup.
Draw: Yup.
Cook: Yup.
Speak another language: Yup.
Dance: Nope.
Sing: Nope.
Touch your nose with your tongue: Nope.
Whistle: Yup.
Curl your tongue: Yup.
Have you Ever
Been Drunk: Yup.
Been Stoned/High: Yup.
Eaten Sushi: Yup.
Been in Love: Yup.
SKipped school: Yup.
Made prank calls: Yup.
Sent someone a love letter: Nope.
Stolen something: Yup.
Cried yourself to sleep: Yup.
Other Questions
What annoys you most in person? Emotions.
Are you right or left handed? Right.
What is your bedtime? Noon.
Name three things you can't live without: Air, water, Justin.
What is the color of your room? White.
Do you have any siblings? Yup.
Do you have any pets? Yup.
Would you kill someone you hate for a millions dollars? Yup.
What is your middle name? Joann.
What are your nicknames? Chris, Jo, C. J., Chrissypoo, Chrissy, Baby, Nerd, Asshole.
Are you for or against gay marriage? Against.
What are your thoughts ..ion? Murder is not birth control.
Do you have a crush on anyone? Yup.
Are you afraid of the dark? Yup.
How do you want to die? Violently.
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten in one day? Twelve.
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Yup.
What is the last law you have broken? Stealing.
In a Member of the Opposite Sex
Hair color: Dark.
Eye color: Blue.
Height: At least 5'7" or 5'8"
Weight: 180 or so.
Most important physical feature: Chest/jaw/arms (all broad and strong)
Biggest turn-off: Smoking.

I'd like to meet:

Most anyone who can respect boundaries. I'm sorry, but when I say don't cross this line, you'd better damn well not cross that line.

Music:

I love music; I live off of music. There is very little music genre I don't like, though there is always the bad song.

Movies:

I don't do movies.

Television:

I don't do television.

Books:

I read. A lot. You throw enough out there, you'll most likely find something I've read often enough to have memorized. Books are like music; there is very little I don't like, thought there's always the bad novel.

Heroes:

There are no heroes anymore.

My Blog

Smoke and Mirrors

Well, tonight's just been wonderful. I wake up to get ready for work and get a call to learn that I've been fired. The family comes home all moody because Dickhead is in a dickhead mood. I spend every...
Posted by Crystal on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 09:43:00 PST

Dudes.

Everyone who has my dog as a friend, go read the blog I'm about to post on his myspace. Everyone who doesn't have him as a friend, ADD HIM.
Posted by Crystal on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:07:00 PST

Info

This is what I've gathere about Heartbreaker so far.Name: HankType of Truck: FordPREFERRED Truck: ChevyEyes: BlueJob: Works at a steel mill.Work Schedule: Shift changes, sometimes days, sometimes nigh...
Posted by Crystal on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:01:00 PST

Okay...

So I have new pics, which I'm sure most of you can tell by my display. There's a good few of 'em, so go comment. The new ones are first, I made it easy, don't be lazy. Give opinions on my photographic...
Posted by Crystal on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 07:52:00 PST

WELL

So I did some intense spring cleaning on myspace and various other sites. Most of my friends list is GONE, so if you decide you suddenly want to contact me after a month of absolute shit and see that ...
Posted by Crystal on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:45:00 PST

Well Hell

Last night at work I got cut, burned, yelled at, insulted, and bruised. How I ain't in jail right now I really don't know. :/ What a fucking night. It's about noon now, nearly time to rest, and Lord k...
Posted by Crystal on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:14:00 PST

*hackcoughwheezes*

Well, I finally did it. I flat out cried.I admit it. I bawled. Blubbered like a little baby. Cried so hard I felt sick. And over a dog.Do. Not. Fuck. With. My. Dog.Ever.Period.As a result of the event...
Posted by Crystal on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:59:00 PST

Birthday Wish List

FAO: Fellow Music NutsAn HD radio. They don't cost that much and I've wanted for fucking ever.FAO: Fellow NerdsRubix cube. XD I looooooove those things.FAO: Fellow Animal nutsTwo rawhide bones. =PFAO:...
Posted by Crystal on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:27:00 PST

FAO: Justin

I LOVE YOU!!!I had a dream the other day that was so fucking odd... Went to sleep thinkin of you and work, so I wind up dreamin I'm working a drive through and you walk up.. At which point I say "Welc...
Posted by Crystal on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 10:29:00 PST

FAO: Chrystal

Alright porcupine, you've heard me gripe long enough!!! I demand yer # AND I demand you call me, AND I demand updates when you do!!!My #CALL ME WOMAN. Cuz I lufffffff you. :)...
Posted by Crystal on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 10:04:00 PST