Joe

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: joe
Birthday: 19/12/89
Birthplace: hospital
Current Location: London
Eye Color: brownie colur
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: tall
Right Handed or Left Handed: ryt
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: trainers
Your Weakness: can read or ryt part from dat im perfict
Your Fears: da dark
Your Perfect Pizza: meat feast wid extra cheese and stuffed crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: fight in da world championships of karate
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: wer s food
Your Best Physical Feature: my huge penis
Your Bedtime: depends on wot day
Your Most Missed Memory: da joks skl tyms
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mac ie D is da tits
Single or Group Dates:
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: you wot
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Do you Smoke: no i aint stupid
Do you Swear: olny wen i fucking need 2
Do you Sing: lol no
Do you Shower Daily: yer do but i still smell
Have you Been in Love: loves a bitch it realy hurts
Do you want to go to College: im in col
Do you want to get Married: not ryl
Do you belive in yourself: depends on wot im doin
Do you get Motion Sickness: olny if i read in car
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak: i lyk 2 be healthly
Do you get along with your Parents: yer lyk carets nd peas
Do you like Thunderstorms: der alryt
Do you play an Instrument: nar im poo at all instruments
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yer drank last week
In the past month have you Smoked: never smoked never will
In the past month have you been on Drugs: same as smoking
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nar havnt got on 1 in a whlie
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: im not a yank
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nar but dey r da tits
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yer dats buff 2
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: da month be4 i did
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: does a penticl form col count
Ever been Drunk: yer
Ever been called a Tease: yer im durty boi
Ever been Beaten up: yer but u shuda seen da other guy his balls will never be da same
Ever Shoplifted: maybe
How do you want to Die: falling from a gr8 hight or being fucked 2 deth
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: fighter/personal trainer
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
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