Hi, My name is Doug Funnie. I lived in Bloatsburg and then moved to Bluffington and go to Junior high. I'm crazy about a girl named Patti Mayonnaise, I have a bully named bully Roger Klotz who is a real douchebag. But when i'm stressed out i just use My imagination and transform myself into Quailman the baddest mother fucker around and i just bought a brand new leather belt for my head. Embarrassing things always happen to me but i make the best of it. My best friend is Skeeter Velentine and my GF is Patti Mayonnaise, her BF is Beebe Bluff but she's just a silly twat. I have a dog named Porkchop who is pretty kick ass. i have a sister Judy who is a lame ass artist and poet. My parents are Theda and Phil Funnie.
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