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About Me

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my wife is going to write this. and i'm going to write hers. here she is, pretending to be me...i'm christopher. the first thing i do after i wake up in the morning, is make extra strong coffee. my beautiful wife of 1 year then makes me a healthy breakfast to start the day. usually peanut butter apple oatmeal. since i don't work untill 12:00, i spend most of the morning playing with my daughter eleanore, and playing air guitar. or air drums. or air vocals. i like to be ADD and think about things like monster trucks and mastadon when i should be remembering where i put the check book. i like the way "whiskey and water" sounds, so i sometimes put whiskey and water in a glass, and then remember how gross it is and pour it down the sink. everytime i hear the word "airforce" or "plane" on tv, i stop whatever i'm doing and give the television my full and complete attention. my feet stink so bad, i have to wear socks and shoes at all times, or i'll end up sleeping on the couch. i can cook eggs and sausage. yeah. i can. i like kittens and pink shirts so what. i'm really fucking smart. kind of a genius. but i have no common sense. sometimes i watch titanic in the middle of the night, because i can't sleep, and i wake my wife up when jack dies, because unlike that hooker rose, i'll never let go. i like to take my wifes makeup and paint black eyes on myself. i read bust magazine. i have a gansta tattoo of my last name on my stomach, and my wedding vows on the back of my right leg. i suck at every sport of all time ever. when i go to flea markets and thrift stores, i go directly to the junk. every time i hear steve perrys voice it takes me away to a better place. abuelos mexican embassy is good, and i can never go there again, and life is so hard. people need to leave me more comments and send me more messages, because nothing in this world sucks more than when you log into myspace and theres nothing waiting for you. you know i'm right, because it sucks for you too.

My Interests

stereos, electronics, goonies, lotr, babies, wizards, eleanore, whales, oceans, trees, power, gulls, noise, cassette tape, fantasy, mystery, words, vocabulary, hobbits, esoterica, 8 tracks, hidden caverns, national geographic magazine, bicycling, heavy metal, bass frequencies, sock darning, texas, churning butter, frontier life, scrapbooking, hydraulics, the history channel, nonfiction, magic, sine waves, oscillators, feedback, tape editing, the human voice

I'd like to meet:

i wanna see your grill body

Music:

i like metal, classic rock, noise, classical, rap and stuff... hair police, wolf eyes, forcfield, coheed and cambria, king crimson, black sabbath, animal collective, black dice, racebannon, pg. 99, orchid, couch, comets on fire, ELO, bruce springteen, SLAYER, kites, blue oyster cult, tom petty, metallica, blue cheer, lightning bolt, mastodon, high on fire, sunn0))), lloyd banks, stravinski, john coltrane, usurp synapse, the locust, neon hunk, axe wounds, double leopards, argumentix, yuma nora, jefferson airplane, tangerine dream, donovan, dylan, the red scare, combatwoundedveteran, charles bronson, crimson curse, aerosmith, zz top, journey, foriegner, the eagles, fleetwood mac, ac/dc, iron maiden, iron butterfly, james taylor

Movies:

goonies, the notebook, a walk to remember, the fast and the furious, the fast and the furious 2: 2 fast 2 furious, independence day, lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring, lord of the rings: the two towers, lord of the rings: the return of the king

Television:

America's Next Top Model, history channel, national geographic channel, discovery channel, anything with air planes or the words 'air force'

Books:

biographies, nonfiction, parenting

Heroes:

frodo baggins, who bravely journeyed to the cracks of doom to destroy the One Ring.

My Blog

they say you dont know what you got till its gone

tia has been up in OK city for the last 2 days at the girlie show. i'm sure she'll tell you all about it but i guess it went well. i've been stuck in wiht no cars and nothing to do... kind of like wha...
Posted by Christoforty on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 06:51:00 PST

new CDS

i first heard of aesop rock when i was in high school. all my freinds were walking around going "who the fuck is aes rock?" (a line from labor days) and convinced me to buy that album. i can't tell yo...
Posted by Christoforty on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 03:51:00 PST

continued

ok i a have tendency to construct elaborate dreams... i tend to get overly absorbed into them. when i was younger i was absorbed in making noise music, obssessed with it. the thing is, even by noise s...
Posted by Christoforty on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:21:00 PST

3 day weekend!

if colombus hadn't "discovered" america, who would have? i'm not way into 15th century history too much. i'm sure someone would have eventually made the voyage. i don't imagine it woulde have had too ...
Posted by Christoforty on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:33:00 PST

gimme more

britney spears, as a celebrity/artist/trainwreck, is a truly fascinating person. i think her reaction to fame and money is something we as the american public love to watch because well, honestly a lo...
Posted by Christoforty on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 01:22:00 PST

blog

i've been spending all night trying to find blogs to read. how do you do that? i don't know what to ype in to the search bar to find blogs relevant to my interests! also i am addicted to wikipedia. i...
Posted by Christoforty on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 08:08:00 PST

a real busy saturday

my day may saeem lame if you don't have a 1 year old but all of you with kids will understand when i say i had a really busy day. eleanore woke up at 8 and a mere hour later we were on our way to the ...
Posted by Christoforty on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 08:24:00 PST

i hate everything

god the dudes at my work are such dicks. since i'm not going to ellsworth they all treat me like shit. tommorrow i'm going to be pulling fucking weeds all day. a few weeks ago everybody liked me becau...
Posted by Christoforty on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 08:05:00 PST

lunch

today i made a delicous lunch so i decided to post the recipe. savory honey salmon salad -1 large salmon filet -1 tablespoon honey -2 tablespoons olive oil -2 teaspoons chile powder -1 teaspoon cumin ...
Posted by Christoforty on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:46:00 PST

whos reading this

apparently 15 people have read my blog today, yet i only have 2 subscribers. who are you people! respond!
Posted by Christoforty on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 07:34:00 PST