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About Me

introducing tia. when i close my eyes and try to imagine my favorite thing in the entire world, i see a librarian gone rockabilly pinup licking gluten free cake batter off of a well sanitized vintage wooden spoon. i like to spend my days in the kitchen, or at my craft corner. i'm soy free, casein free, gluten free, egg free, sugar free, and rice free. my alter ego is Hey Lady! i'm married. i'm in love. i'm in love twice over. i love to write. i love to play with paper. i love t-shirt bedsheets, and lavander scented linens. i love to take pictures, but i'm not a photographer. i love to paint, but i'm not an artist. i'm a military wife, but i don't participate in fake socialization. i'm half feminist, half housewife. i color my hair and wear tattoos. i prefer skirts over pants. i shop indie. i believe that red lipstick and thick black lashes is the cure to a boring day. i don't believe in heavy smoking, drinking, or drugs, but i do believe that the occasional vice will make you a better person. i think pregnant woman are sexy. i'm torn between formal wear and sweatpants. i think every woman should own a ratting comb, and use it frequently. i'm going to start my weekend with fresh vegetables, wooden blocks, and the horrorpops.
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My Interests

saving the planet and stuff. yelling "oh nuh uh they have that here?" when you find a pair of dirty underwear at the bins. trying to find something that compares to the bins in texas. beating christopher at scrabble. beating anyone at scrabble. beating everyone at scrabble. kittens. baking. cable tv on mute. workouts to 80s music.

I'd like to meet:

someone in abilene that doesn't suck.

Music:

anything with tap dancers, a drum machine, or chior bridges. thumbs up.

Movies:

monster squad. the notebook. the applegates. great expectations. rat race. camp nowhere. solar babies. tremors. house. better off dead. goonies. big. pilates. the lost boys. for keeps. one crazy summer. zoolander. walk like a man. legend. some kind of wonderful. labrynth. the dark crystal. darrens dance grooves.

Television:

hgtv. tlc. king of queens. still standing. pretty much anything where the fat man gets the hot girl.

Books:

arizona face twins from 2003. this picture is seriously from 4 years ago? rina, whats going on.

Heroes:

my turd husband.

My Blog

excuse me, but youve got something hanging out of your stomach.

I could never be a nurse. Or a doctor. Or anything else that could potentially require me to touch or see the inside of a human body exposed. Blood, tissue, mucus, vomit. Its just not for me. I don't ...
Posted by mmm sophisticated mama on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:40:00 PST

shaving and stress relief.

Ladies. You know how you let your hair grow for days. weeks. ...months? Don't lie, we've all done it. I think I'm going to start doing this on purpose. Have you ever let your leg hair grow so lo...
Posted by mmm sophisticated mama on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 07:38:00 PST

wow. this really gets off topic.

I remember when I didn't even know how a debit card worked. On payday I would take my paycheck to the bank and have it cashed. I didn't see anything wrong or unusual about cashing a $500 check, and ca...
Posted by mmm sophisticated mama on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 08:17:00 PST

:(

Trying to get pregnant is a lot harder than not. Especially because. Blah.
Posted by mmm sophisticated mama on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 06:24:00 PST

mrsa

I'm glad they're taking this MRSA crap seriously, but wow, walking Eleanore into the clinic today was like a scene from outbreak, which I haven't seen in over 10 years. They knew we were coming, so th...
Posted by mmm sophisticated mama on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 03:35:00 PST

sit still!!!

Eleanore's hair has been in her eyes for far too long now. I got out the haircutting scissors, and halfway through her haircut, she decided she was afraid of the scissors. So now her bangs look like s...
Posted by mmm sophisticated mama on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 08:28:00 PST

Oh, and if the grass grows inbetween...

Yesterday Christopher sent me a text message saying we got a house. When he got off work we went over to look at it. The door was unlocked, so we went inside. It smelt like wet paint. I used to like t...
Posted by mmm sophisticated mama on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 07:32:00 PST

sigh

My baby is so grown up... ...
Posted by mmm sophisticated mama on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:06:00 PST

why I love a cold toilet seat...

Yesterday it was 91 degrees. Hot. Its always hot. Sometimes its so hot that I have tan lines after 5 minutes in the sun. This morning around 3am, lightning struck behind our apartment and woke us up. ...
Posted by mmm sophisticated mama on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:23:00 PST

Oklahoma City stories part II

Kalii flew in on Thursday night. That day was hectic. I stayed home to start cooking dinner (and food to take on the trip since you all know by now I would probably die if I even attempted to eat out)...
Posted by mmm sophisticated mama on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:31:00 PST