Magneto

I'm originally from somewhere in Germany. Those Lederhosen fucks were a bunch of fags, so I took off in search of world domination via Magnetical Forces.
When I was young, I had a weird fondness for my mothers refridgerator magnets. I was constantly at the foot of the fridge door.
Later, in my teenage years, I found myself quite fond of wearing tight spandex, and fondling myself over a nice pile of Magnets. OOoOOohhh, I remeber those days...
Nothing like the force of positive and negative charge over your testicals wrapped inside neatly tight, bright colored spandex.... Makes you feel all warm inside...
SOon after i realised i was 'different' then the other boys... i sout out to make a mark in the world. None-other-than-taking it over.
I come to find out that there is a league of men... X-Men... who also share my love of Spandex. Those fucking Fags! But apparently there not a fan of my electronical powers. Who the fuck do they think they are?...
I want to capture all these mutants and tie them down, smothered in magnets. Paste them up on my refriderator, and beat them senseless.
Take all thier spandex, becuase no one should have them but me, and leave them thier naked to wither and die.
But first, I will have my way with all the lady X-men... But i will still take thier spandex.