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John DeMatteo

You have to be efficient if you're going to be lazy...

About Me

I love eating, especially Italian and Mexican food. Me sooo hungry. It's 2 AM right now. Life moves fast, if you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you might miss it...a quote from the great philosopher Ferris Bueller. Life is funny. Flatulating is funny. Babies are funny too. Flatulating baby girls are even funnier. I drive a Scion XB, so I'm cool. It's not sitting on dubs though. I live in West Palm Beach, but it's actually in North-East South Florida. There's a beautiful view of a fence in my backyard.

My Interests

Layin' down tracks (that means producing and recording music for those of you that think it may be drug related or something a train goes on...Check out www.AirplayStudios.com or myspace.com/FyaCracka), playing guitar, fantasy football, tennis, the Dolphins, eating, exercising, and most of all my hot mama wife and beautiful daughters.

Music:

In no particular order....Chili Peppers, Sublime, Beastie Boys, 311, Doors, Run DMC, Led Zeppelin, Beck, Guns-n-Roses, Faith No More, Boston, Third Day, Sugar Hills gang, Wyclef, Snoop, Tom Petty, Jack Johnson, Ludacris, Duran Duran, Maroon 5, NWA, Eminem, Q-Tip, Cake, The Cure, Edie Brickell, Kottonmouth Kings, Switchfoot, Queen, Jane's Addiction, Van Morrison, Dylan, Our Lady Peace, Dido, Charlie Daniels, Hank Jr, Kid Rock, Pink (yeah...I don't care what you think!), all Old Wave stuff, the Clash, Rush, Skynyrd, Doobies, Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, Ramones, Bloodhound Gang, George Clinton, Fishbone, Nirvana, Green Day, Third Eye Blind, Lit, Smashmouth, and lots of other stuff....

Movies:

Sixteen Candles, Crash, Napelon Dynamite, Goonies, Back to the Future, Revenge of the Nerds, Rocky, Tarantino flicks, Goodfellas, favorite actresses and actors: ANthony Hopkins, Jennifer Connelly, Halle Berry, Kevin Spacey, Steve Buscemi, Adam Sandler, Giovanni Robisi, Salma Hayek, Jim Carrey...

Television:

don't watch much...but when flipping channels will stop on..The Apprentice, Desperate Housewives, VH1, MTV, BET, Comedy Central, Everybody Loves Raymond, Everybody Hates Chris, Friends.

Books:

Yeah, if you know me...that's why this is barren. I read e-mail if that counts. Magazines when I'm on the comode, and current events on the 'net.

Heroes:

GOD and the mighty JC, my wife, my brother, my parents, my sister, my mother in law...I admire things in all of them. Handyman is great too ('member him from "In Living Color"...Daman Wayans)