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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: matt
Birthday: 10-8-85
Birthplace: baltimore,md
Current Location: exactly where i need to be
Eye Color: it varies
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'2''ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: lithuanian
The Shoes You Wore Today: i don't know, but they were probably brown
Your Weakness: my left big toe
Your Fears: time passing me by
Your Perfect Pizza: not cold
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: money
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: all of it
Thoughts First Waking Up: my back hurts
Your Best Physical Feature: my right bicep
Your Bedtime: is never consistent
Your Most Missed Memory: i can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: caffiene
MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonalds
Single or Group Dates: either works
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: fuck em both
Do you Smoke: not anymore
Do you Swear: see two questions above
Do you Sing: if i am inspired or i want some ass
Do you Shower Daily: more or less
Have you Been in Love: more or less
Do you want to go to College: went, now work
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: i believe that i am capable
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: not particularly
Are you a Health Freak: please
Do you get along with your Parents: at times
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure
Do you play an Instrument: if you call it that
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i guess
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: ironically i have
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: in an incredibly painful way, i hear you cum when you die in great pain, it would be a nice little paradox right before the lights go out
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: the first female president, wait
What country would you most like to Visit: bora bora
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't care
Favourite Hair Color: don't care
Short or Long Hair: if they can pull off the short fine, otherwise long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: none
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: i would say, a lot
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: there are 2 of them
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!i don't like having my picture taken. thats about the only other interesting thing that i can think of.

My Interests

Music. Guitar. Porn. Sleeping. Sex. Women.

I'd like to meet:

any and everyone

Music:

Ozzy, Sabbath, Priest, Sinai Beach Nodes of Ranvier, Cephalic Carnage, The End, The Acacia Strain, God Forbid, Lamb of God, Killswitch Engage, Dio, Danzig, 36 Crazyfists, Demon Hunter, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Converge, Blood Has Been Shed, Caveman, Exodus, Venom, Kilgore, old Breaking Point, Disturbed's first album, Mudvayne, Iron Butterfly, WHAM, AC/DC, Throwdown, It Dies Today (selectively), BLS, Pride and Glory, Damageplan, Pantera, Zepplin, The Cure, Medicine, Soil, Slipknot, Cold, Stone Sour, Manntis, CKY, Seether, Alice Cooper, Alice In Chains, Terry Reid, Joe Walsh

Movies:

I love porn. The Crow, Predator, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, The Chronicles of Riddick, Pitch Black, Best of Will Ferrells, Equillibrium, Miracle, Sin City, Going Greek, The Decline of Western Civilization Part II, Kevin Smith Collection, Face Off, Resident Evil 1 & 2, Snatch, Zoolander, Braveheart, Phantom of the Opera, V for Vendetta, Soldier, Escape From LA, Escape From New York, The Warriors, the Rocky Movies, School of Life, The Machinist, Dragon, The One Armed Swordsman, The Punisher, Dark Portals: The Chronicles of Vidocq, all things full contact fighting

Television:

South Park and Family Guy, thats about it...and Pimp My Ride (of course), and when its in season The Ultimate Fighter, i am actually quite taken with House, CSI seems to have taken a liking to me as well.

Books:

Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs ; Fargo Rock City; Killing Yourself To Live; Bang Your Head: The Rise and Fall of Heavy Metal; Hell Bent For Leather: Cofessions of a Heavy Metal Addict; The Complete Headbanging History of Heavy Metal...noticing a trend there?, Chuck Klosterman IV: A Decade of Dangerous People and Curious Ideas, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Heroes:

nobody

My Blog

funny shit, good song

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Posted by \m/ on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:51:00 PST

funny?

this is an old conversation i had one day with Claire Selby.  anyone who lived in Newell at Towson will know her (or at least you should).  i think its funny whether you know her or not.&nbs...
Posted by \m/ on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 05:38:00 PST

its 6:57 PM do you know where your children are?

i reassert my incredible distain for the word blog.   for those wondering, nothing has been happening with me as the totality of my existence relates to either work or sleep.  the only other...
Posted by \m/ on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 04:03:00 PST

nothing special

i laughed today and water came out my nose, then a young man of the african american persuation tried to intimidate me, he succeeded only in making more water come out of my nose.  in a way i am ...
Posted by \m/ on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 06:19:00 PST

Kory Briggs: The Master of Fagatronics

what follows is a terrible and pathetic attempt by Kory to duplicate a previous BLOG of mine in which my sister rambled on for a good while in an AIM window even though i was not there to respond.&nbs...
Posted by \m/ on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 10:13:00 PST

My Sister the Psychopath

LEAllen4 (8:02:24 PM): it's "you're never fully dressed without a smile" Auto response from pumpjockey18 (8:02:24 PM): you're not fully dressed without a smile Auto response from LEAllen4 (8:02:2...
Posted by \m/ on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 07:46:00 PST

new pics coming soon, i swear

so laura got old film developed and i am in a couple of the shots and i am hoping to get those pics up within the next couple of days. i will most likely post a bulletin when they are up which would c...
Posted by \m/ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blogity blogity blogity

what am i thinking right now? right now i am thinking that all this thinking has made my head hurt and all i wanna do is get some fucking sleep. however, it seems that sleep is the one thing that wi...
Posted by \m/ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hhhhonnk

i date the shannon, i friend to the masses. hear me fucking roar.
Posted by \m/ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST