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laurasaurus

Then what am I supposed to do with my great ideas? Put them in a tub and clean myself with them? Bec

About Me

i kiss you all starry eyed
my body swingin side to side



I tend to paint my nails a lot when I'm happy
I work with some of the most amazing people in the world.
I have a very good grasp on people I meet. Don't get mad at me because I can see through your bullshit.

I am relentless. In the most positive way possible. It just never crosses my mind to give up.
I believe in karma. and that everything happens for a reason.
I am who I am because of my experiences, mistakes and all. I wouldn't change a thing.

I will fight for what I believe in.
I am so very thankful for the incredible people in my life. I would do anything for those that I love. If I consider you one of them, it's a big deal.

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My Interests


mostly i find myself...
doing makeup constantly (for myself and others), working retail for the rest of my college career, writing/painting when the inspiration hits me, making internet memes, putting off school work to update my spaces on the internet, collecting concert ticket stubs, remembering the stupidest parts of conversations, singing show tunes, watching full seasons of random shows online, baking for people I love, laughing when people fall, just sitting outside watching squirrels prance around

fail:
whistling, energy drinks, guys with hair longer than mine, cigarettes, people that hate things they don't understand, organized religion, being unappreciated, people that get mad at me for being dead on about the cause of their problems, throwing around the L word, inconsistency, people that don't use their turn signals, blaming music for violence in schools, people that use "OCD" as an adjective or in general when they clearly do not suffer from obsessive compulsive disorder, people touching/borrowing my stuff without asking, bad parents in general. I could go on forever about shitty parents and people that shouldn't reproduce.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

All-American Rejects
The Ataris

Barenaked Ladies
The Beatles
The Beatniks
Big D and the Kids Table
Bowling for Soup
Brand New

Catch 22
Cobra Starship
The Cure

Dashboard
Dispatch
Disturbed
Dragonforce

Fall out boy
Flogging molly
Flyleaf
Frank Sinatra

G Love and Special Sauce
Goldfinger
Green Day
Gym Class Heroes

Halfway Broken
Head Automatica
HIM
The Hippos

Jack Johnson
Journey

Killswitch Engage

Laughing Colors
Less Than Jake
Linkin Park

Marilyn Manson
Maroon 5
The Matches
MC Lars
Meg & Dia
Mest
mindless self indulgence
Michael Buble
Motion City Soundtrack
My Chemical Romance

Panic at the Disco
Paramore
the Pietasters

Queen

Rammstein
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Reel Big Fish
Riddlin kids
Rufio

Say Anything
slipknot
the Starting Line
Something Corporate
Static X
Story of the Year
Sublime

Taking back Sunday
Tenacious D
Tool

Weezer
the Who

Yellowcard

Zebrahead

Movies:

40 Year Old Virgin
Anchorman
The Birdcage
Boondock Saints
Clue
Fight Club
Cannibal! the musical
Empire Records
Go
Goonies
Haggard
Oceans 11
Pirates of the Caribbean
Jackass
Singin' in the Rain
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
Real Genuis
CKY2K (and 1,3 and 4)
Sleepless in Seattle
Toy Story
X-Men
Without a Paddle
Wedding Singer
Chasing Amy
Dogma
Mallrats
Clerks
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Clerks II
Harry Potter 1.2.3.4
Grandma's Boy
Just Friends
Accepted
Borat

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Television:

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Books:

i'm compiling a list. hmmmmm

Heroes:

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My Blog

simpsons did it

I am so exhausted!I had a wonderful weekend though :)Friday Brian and I drove to New York... err... technically Jersey.Stayed at the Double Tree in Jersey City and took a train into the city... It rai...
Posted by laurasaurus on Mon, 19 May 2008 05:51:00 PST

bana. keep going. bana nana, damn!

Learning about sexual disorders that are threatening to society.that's funnyto me.I haven't updated this thing in ages.I've been figuring out the things that matter most in my life.Weeding out things....
Posted by laurasaurus on Sun, 11 May 2008 07:23:00 PST

bambi?! PAMBI?!

I have different rituals.Rituals..?For lack of a better word I suppose.But when I’m upset or pissed off, I clean.When I’m chipper, I paint my nails.Tonight I scrubbed the tub, did laundry,...
Posted by laurasaurus on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:48:00 PST

take a breath, dont it sound so easy...

Considering the shit week I had, today was incredible.Long shift at work and bad date, but whatever, that’s paid and erasable.Respectively.My girls swooped in and made me 100% afterwards.I love ...
Posted by laurasaurus on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 11:55:00 PST

you left the frays from the ties you severed/when you said best friends means friends forever

Please don’t ask me why my top friend is missing.He just decided that his girlfriend of three weeks was more important than our friendship.No no no, it’s okay.Finally seeing someone who th...
Posted by laurasaurus on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:01:00 PST

EVAN. HE ENLARGED THE CAR WHILE I WAS HOLDING IT. I COULDVE DIED.

It's 5:26 in the morning and I'm awake.Why is this?I can't sleep.I've been having terrible and weird dreams.The last one of which involved a friend related falling out of sorts, and then an undergroun...
Posted by laurasaurus on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:45:00 PST

oh patti youre the mayonaise for me whoa whoa whoa

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.i just had a whole fucking goddamn blog, and hit backspace to delete something, AND IT WENT BACK A PAGE.fuck this shit.trying again.but shorter.there's a screen name reading...
Posted by laurasaurus on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 03:03:00 PST

love me, love me, say that you love me

Something's missing.Something making me feel so emptyso alone.I don't care if it's a sign of weakness.I want someone to need me.I want to come home at the end of the day and know that there was someon...
Posted by laurasaurus on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 12:56:00 PST

rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Why do crazy fucking assholes have to take other people with them when they want to leave the world?If you want to fucking kill yourself. Fucking kill yourself.Theres no need to kill other people befo...
Posted by laurasaurus on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:34:00 PST

it gets cold when youre not around

So this past weekend was interesting.To add to my awesome week, I have strep. Oh and an awesome stress induced ulcer apparently, I just found out.Thank you to my best for being so paitent with me when...
Posted by laurasaurus on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:13:00 PST