shoes, food, tea, wine, expressionist art, kilocalories, books, trees, hitting people, art nouveau, pantslessness, octopuses, torch singers, sci-fi, kittens, stupid things justin said or did when he was little, mini lights, bergamot, mermaids, singing loudly, jasmine, reading, fabulous costume jewelery, dada, flowers, folklore, taking an excessive number of pictures of myself, & c.
Prince Phillip.
Oh, scoffity scoff scoff, you know, probably nothing YOU'VE ever heard of...
Apocalypse Now, Atonement, Casablanca, Empire Records, The Empire Strikes Back, Equilibrium, Goldfinger, Harry Potter, High Spirits, The Lord of the Rings, The Man With the Golden Gun, Newsies, Penelope, Perfume: The Story of a Murderer, Peter Pan, The Secret of Roan Inish, Silence Becomes You, Stardust, Velvet Goldmine and more, I'm sure.
Doctor Who, Firefly, Wire in the Blood, House MD, Arrested Development, Robin Hood, Good Eats, the Mighty Boosh, Little Britain, Buffy, Life on Mars, CSI, Torchwood, M*A*S*H, Scrubs, Pirates of Dark Water, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Jonathan Creek, Midsomer Murders, Ancient Mysteries with Leonard Nimoy, Coupling, SVU, Poirot, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the old ones. with the good theme song.)
A Tale of Two Cities, Ella Enchanted, Giraffes? Giraffes!, All Quiet on the Western Front, The Great Hunger, The Gun Seller, 1066 and All That, Jeeves novels, the Silmarillion, Practical Magic, The Scarlet Pimpernel, Harry Potters, The Lord of the Rings, Stardust, various pretentious (or not) collections of poetry, things involving greek mythology, & c.
Sydney Carton.
Cate Blanchett.
And River Tam.