Welcome to Hinkley Hills!
My name is Ray Peterson, and I live in Hinkley Hills, Iowa. I decided to make this profile since I took the week off for vacation, and just want to listen to the ball game, drink a couple hundred beers, and smoke the occasional cigar… outside.
I thought this was a better way to spend my vacation, instead of driving on the tollway in holiday traffic, only to wind up sitting around a dank cabin, waiting for that neighbor - with the enormous head - to get drunk and fall down the stairs. I know, he's hydropsyphallic, and I shouldn't make fun.
I still have this thing with my stomach, so I haven't been too hungry lately for Carol's cooking. Speaking of which, Carol's dad just got me a new set of tools, I am planning on using them to rebuild my neighbor's house when I get out of prison. [To make a long story short, I was charged with destruction of private property, destruction of public property, 3 counts of criminal trespassing, harassment, assault, vandalism, and that poor old man claims he has a ransom note that says I kidnapped his dog. If you know a good attorney, please let me know.]
