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About Me

MyGen Profile Generator I am David MacGreen of the Clan MacGreen. I was born in 1983 in the village of Burtonwood on the shores of Warrington. And I am immortal.

Most of the above is true, if you remove the words "Mac" and "Immortal", in fact it is from the film Highlander which I rate as a "bloody good one".

I play Bass in 4ft.Soldiers and also work as an Broadband support advisor somewhere, I dont know where, I just turn up.

I often wonder what I would look like if I was chineese

This is my favourite video of all time

My Interests

I like Music, both listening and performing.
I like to watch films and TV, I tend to watch too much though and stay awake till 6am.
I like to Travel and need to see more of the world
I like to Ski
I like talking bollocks.

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PRO EVO IS THE SHIT!!!!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the dude who played 'Willow'and ask if he can still get into the Jungle Jim at Blackpool Tower as he is a Little Person.

I'd like to ask Eddie Murphy if he's going to do another good film soon as his recent efforts have been shite...
I-Spy was okay at best.

Stallone and Schwarzenegger would be nice to meet together and get them to arm wrestle

Tom Hanks is a bit of a dude too!

Dead People??

Mr Miyagi from Karate Kid
Richard Pryor
Tackleberry from Police Academy
John Candy

Davidoff's creature-nemesis:

The Dreaded POSSUM

'What creature will become your nemesis?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Dave Green --
[adjective]:

Extremely flatulent

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Music:

The Cars
Led Zeppelin
Stevie Wonder
Fun Lovin Criminals
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Stone Roses
Seahorses
Bill Withers
Prince
Queen
Michael Jackson
John Lee Hooker
Level 42
David Bowie
Stellastarr*
Simon & Garfunkel

Fleetwood Mac are "d'uh Bomb" and I would still marry Stevie Nicks today, SCHWING!!

Movies:

Planes Trains and Automobiles
Big Lebowski
Robocop
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Beverly Hills Cop
The Terminator
The Goonies
Tremors
Rocky I-V
Karate Kid
When Harry Met Sally
City Slickers
National Lampoons Vacations and Loaded Weapon 1
Lethal Weapons
Airplane!
Naked Guns
Home Alone 1 & 2
Highlander
Sideways
Back to the Future
See No Evil, Hear No Evil
The 'burbs

Spinal Tap are my Heroes!

Television:

Quantum Leap
Family Guy
Simpsons
Scrubs
Bottom
Big Train
Reeves and Mortimer
Lost
Smallville
King of Queens
Seinfeld
Fraiser
My Name Is Earl

Books:

I dont like to read, Audio books are the way forward... I know, the gift of sight should be used, but id rather use it to read "rhythm" magazines, lads mags and see the world

Heroes:

Eric Cantona
Me Mam
Me Chums
Lindsey Buckingham
Dan Aykroyd
Forrest Gump
Rocky Balboa
Vic and Bob
Gene Wilder
Homer Simpson
Peter Griffin
Huey Morgan from Fun Lovin Criminals
Kevin McCallister

My Blog

Trek Memories 2

June 28th Washington First day of the Trek saw us arriving at the Hotel Beacon at 8am, in the pouring rain, awaing the arrival of our tour leader. Andy came in first who was running the same tour as u...
Posted by The Dave on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:55:00 PST

Trek America Memories 1

Well hello! I hope everybody has had a rich and furfilling July so far. I got back from my trip to the states yesterday and am currently jet lagged at 3am so thought id type some of my recollect...
Posted by The Dave on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 07:49:00 PST

life: what would you do with a million dollars?....

... two chicks at the same time! Hello everyone. I am currently watching Office Space on DVD which I must say if anyone is stressed or pissed off at working life, watch it and be reborn! No matt...
Posted by The Dave on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 04:31:00 PST

stupid drunkards....

Summer is nearly here, and the band and I spent it travelling down in the Pork Chop Express to Reading for a gig, was top as per usual in Reading but some tosser tried nicking our beer from the rider ...
Posted by The Dave on Sun, 07 May 2006 03:14:00 PST

YAY MARCH!

my new state of happieness for the new month has landed me in a spot of bother already.... appologies! but i still stand by what i say! it is massive! ive decided that Chunk from goonies is by far the...
Posted by The Dave on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 05:06:00 PST

February Summary....

I do not understand the concept of February... January in its full new year glory. March, where the leaves are starting to bloom on the trees and the nights just seem to get that little bit ligh...
Posted by The Dave on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 06:00:00 PST

nosebleeds

is there anything worse than blood gushing from your nose... im talking projectile gushing! its crap cos u think its snot at first so u just wipe with the sleeve, but then someone goes "eh u got a nos...
Posted by The Dave on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 04:33:00 PST

Fuckin Warry Scallies!

me and gray were walkin to tkmax when i heard a stone hit the floor next to me, looked up and saw a bog eyed cap wearing shit bag kid on the bridge stickin the v's at thee, he must have been 14 maybe&...
Posted by The Dave on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 11:44:00 PST