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Monsieur Murphy!

Check out the name tag... You're in my world now, grandma!

About Me

Some of my friends claim i am 'politically incorrect', but i prefer to think of myself as someone who calls a spade a spade and a gimp a gimp (no offence intended to the gimps amongst you). If i meet you and i dont like you it may be because your a fool, but i generally get on with everyone, im pretty easy going and im always up for a laugh. I love football, and have what you may call an obsession with playing it as often as possible. it can come across as unhealthy, but i wont be able to play properly when im 40 so im makin the most of it before i need a new hip/plastic knees. Funny thing is my girlfriend hates football and doesnt care in the slightest about it... funny that. but shes ridiculously hot so ill forgive her for her crimes against football.
You Are 52% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?oh, and i hate trains. booshank! Me and my girlfriend vic have just bought a house in Warrington. bloody expensive this housebuying lark. just coming to terms with the fact that i will no longer have disposable income..... ever!At the moment i am particularly hating Central f**king trains. they are shit! Also hating pete docherty cos he is a smacked up bellend. i wouldnt miss him, would you? im liking the fact that Man United are top of the prem (but for how long???) and also loving the new Pro Evo.My good friends the 4ftSoldiers, consisting of Greeno, Jim, Gray and Stu know me as Murph... all i know is that if theres anything that i can do to help out friends then i will do it. i am a follower of their music and would give up a kidney to help them make it. (ok, maybe a slight exaggeration). .... check em out on myspace.com/4ftsoldiers.

My Interests

Pro Evo.... oh yes, good music and football. I also like midget porn.... joke! I love watchin football and enjoy playing it even more. I have also had many a pro evo session with my mates. thats nothing sexual, just pure male testosterone fuelled fun. Dave, you know it, feel my wrath. im quite interested in lots of stuff but not really interested in that much, if you get what i mean. i will generally try to get interested in anything (as long as it isnt man love or gayness)

I'd like to meet:

Eric 'the king' Cantona.... although judging by the shit that he spouts theres a good chance i wouldnt gain anything from the experience.Bruce Lee.... yet again there may be communication problems, simply because he is dead. Michael j Fox.... i dont need to explain this really... the man is a legend. Not Real People: Clarence Bodicker, Mr Miyagi, Robocop, Dr Dorian, Rocky balboa, Apollo Creed, Nadia from American Pie. Can you Fly Bobby?!?!

Music:

4ft Soldiers, foo fighters, queens of the stone age, arctic monkeys, chilli peppers, blink 182, razorlight, acdc, steroephonics (old stuff), u2, ramones, starsailor, editors, outkast, green day, the jam, daft punk, fleetwood mac, the eagles, muse, guns n roses, sonic death monkey, barry jive and the uptown five, luther vandross, wacko jacko, rocky movie soundtrack, especially number four

Movies:

As good as it gets, dont be a menace to south central whilst drinkin your juice in the hood, anchorman, rocky (all of em), matrix, the negotiator, dumb and dumber, dodgeball, 40 year old virgin, your mums home made ones, the rock, wedding crashers, old school, shawshank redemption, the green mile, ace ventura, trading places, leprechaun 5 (leprechaun in the hood), top gun, batman begins, the goonies, black hawk down, saving private ryan, van wilder party liaison, just friends, die hard with a vengeance, batman begins, the burbs, big, rain man, deuce bigalow male gigolo, fifth element, lord of the rings, liar liar, the mask, speed and outbreak which i have watched about a million times cos it always seems to be on tv when they run out of films to put on.

Television:

Im not a massive TV watcher, just cos ive normally got other stuff to do, but if im home i will watch match of the day, jools holland, House, My Name is Earl, Greys Anatomy, Soccer AM, CSI and anything that doesnt involve 'reality' in the title or description. I dont like big brother! Recently watched some legendary programmes on five about exceptional people, two headed girl was my personal favourite, but the woman with half a body was just weird. fuckin odd bods! haha.

Books:

it makes me sound illiterate and stupid but i dont read books because i find them boring... id rather watch a DVD, cos that doesnt require any effort. i quite like reading nuts and zoo and maxim and fhm and loaded.... but thats only cos of the effective combination of hotties mixed with funny stories about 'the worlds most powerful machines' and '100 things you will do this summer'.

Heroes:

Rocky Balboa, Freddie 'farookh bulsara' mercury, Eric 'the king Cantona, Roy Keane, Clubber Lang, Ivan Drago, Tommy Gunn, Lloyd Christmas, Arnie Schwarzenegger, michael j fox, apollo creed, edson arantes do nascimento (pele), peter schmeichel

My Blog

The Killers at the MEN Arena

Finally went to see the killers in manchester on saturday nite. i bought the tickets as a prezzie for my luvvaly laydee vic for christmas (which is a great present to buy someone cos it guarantee...
Posted by Monsieur Murphy! on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:57:00 PST

Thursday IS the new Friday

Thursday IS the new Friday You stumble to bed and barely manage to yank off your jeans or slip out of your shoes before you fall into a dead sleep. A short few hours later, you groggily...
Posted by Monsieur Murphy! on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 05:21:00 PST