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lindsay likes cats.

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About Me


Stand up for what you believe, but keep in mind that taxes are rising and free speech is never free. My earlobes will destroy you.
Some would say I have an abrasive personality. My timing always sucks. Horror films, atrocious noises I call music, and food rock my world. I really really enjoy the company of butter and fat orange cats. I believe in true love. I believe that throwing things and slaughtering one's current haircut are both a valid means of therapy. And if you get me at the right time, I may believe I'm god.
Never lose the joy of rolling down hills, playing manhunt, or the fear of what lurks under your bed. By holding on to this, you will hold onto everything that makes life enjoyable.

My Interests

Going to shows. Dancing like no one is watching. Keeping that white girl rhythm. Being an asshole. Intoxication. Camel Lights. Various forms of art. Diners. Tattoos and piercings. Other assorted body modifications. Studying ritualistic behaviour. Black and white films/photos. NJ Transit Railway. Doing nothing until 5AM. Eyeliner. Meeting again for the very first time. Failing at life(but that 'F' is for fantastic). Getting lost in my thoughts. Getting lost. Red lipstick. Canned pears. Coffee. Books. Water. Breathing. Human contact. Knowledge. Visual propaganda. Meat.

I'd like to meet:

Parapalegic olympic runners, Johnny Depp(naked and strapped down for the ride), pies, cats, washing machines that double as robots, a serial killer, Libertarians, libertines, meat popsicles.

Music:

Atrocious noises. The sounds of chainsaws in the distance and the low groans and rattles of the approaching horde of the walking dead. The whimper you make when I DP you with a rusty coffee can and turkey baster full of bleach.

In all seriousness, I love music. Most of my favorite bands are either relatively unheard of or broken up. Ask if you want to know.

Movies:

Classic horror, 70's exploitation flicks, low-brow comedies, zombies, musicals, zombie musicals, horror films in general, and foreign dramas where everyone dies.And the movies where everyone gets naked.There is a never-ending quest for the most disgusting, brutal, and unwatchable film ever made. Got one in mind? Pass it on.

Television:

TV rots the brain and degrades the soul. There are a select few shows I'll catch every now and then: Family Guy, Venture Bros, The Simpsons, and B-movies on Sci-Fi.

Books:

Old ones with cracked bindings that teach how to summon ancient gods that will devour the world.

Heroes:


My Blog

Once upon a time, there was a thing called Real Life and it didnt particularly like peas.

Oh boy.  Myspace.  This has got to be the only place on the planet that you can fully abandon for two weeks and have everything be the same when you return.  The same bulletins, the sam...
Posted by lindsay likes cats. on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:41:00 PST

Speak in tongues.

I've been off in real life adventures lately.  Hello, internet. Let's seeeeee:I am incredibly pissed off right now.  All of my suspiscions turned out to be correct.  He's dosing and I s...
Posted by lindsay likes cats. on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:52:00 PST

Driver’s Ed, or, How To Gain Traction for A Few Months.

Hello, my name is John Q. Public and I'm here to do my duty as a Good American by driving my ginormous SUV like an absolute prat.  This includes breaking for hallucinations, having no regard for ...
Posted by lindsay likes cats. on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:35:00 PST

And now, back to your regularly scheduled whining.

As of next Monday, another year flies by.  I'm really not expecting much to come out of it, since Mumsy replaced my side mirror as an early present.  Oh, and the girls are taking me out for ...
Posted by lindsay likes cats. on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:53:00 PST

Because we all know it, anyway.

And because I never really say anything of much value, here's a funny picture courtesy of yourscenesucks.com.  Thanks interweb, for sucking out what was left of my brain today. ...
Posted by lindsay likes cats. on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:16:00 PST

Ankles are tough.

I get a big chuckle out of this list everytime I read it and repost it.  Here's the expanded one.  You know, for those of yous that want to be as tough as I am(note that I am babytalking the...
Posted by lindsay likes cats. on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:42:00 PST

Observations on modernity.

All these small towns look the same to me. Turning lanes, traffic lights, housing developments, Walmarts, ShopRites, Halmarks, Exxons, Mobiles, McDonalds, Burger King, Dunkin Donutses(sp?), and the oc...
Posted by lindsay likes cats. on Mon, 28 May 2007 09:53:00 PST

Team Winchester, or How To Rock Out.

Last night just goes to prove how the local NJ music scene is small and incestuous. I don't remember leaving the bar, but I do remember singing Log from Ren & Stimpy. Shots are the way to go.I dem...
Posted by lindsay likes cats. on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:21:00 PST

Gin tastes like dirty socks.

I missed both shows this weekend due to my lack of directional skills.  Dammit.  By the time I would have gotten to The Banner show last night, they would have been done.  Fuck New Brun...
Posted by lindsay likes cats. on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 07:46:00 PST

Well Harriet, it seems like you've picked up a nice crack habit.

I held a baby the other day.  It screamed alot and I couldn't really figure out how one is supposed to hold children that small, so I just held it like a cat.  When I told my dad this, s/he ...
Posted by lindsay likes cats. on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:00:00 PST