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lets get personal! I am about to turn 30. i work as a Fleet Controller for australia post, thats just a trumped up way for saying that i am the guy who screams at retards driving motorbikes, cars, vans and trucks. i wasted 6 years at uni, i worked in pubs, tabs and finally transport oh i forgot about my short stint as a male prostitute to the stars...

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I'd like to meet you, no! not you...yeah over there... you!watch the video below...its very very funny!

My Blog

the week thus far

this weeks has been good.monday in sydney... a whole lotta funtuesday worked out and chatted to someone lovely.wednesday, worked out and had korean bbq...stuffed myself and then dropped my friends off...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 15:51:00 GMT

whats on my mind

There was a time in my life where i could just lay down on my bench press and knock out endless reps, Rugby was something that motivated me, now at 31, i dont play it anymore becasue of my knees and m...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:32:00 GMT

trying to make friends in the following places aroudn the world!

hi, do you live in the following places? i'll be over next year and want to know people as i might be going alone!Sweden USANew yorkLas vegasNew OrleansDenverLAItalyromeMaranelloMilanoGermanyBerlinAus...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 07:55:00 GMT

flight of the conchords

flight of the conchords
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 03:36:00 GMT

ode to bouncer

to my boys from bouncer!!!your rhymes be bustin out like pimples, making bitches smile and show dimples,not too smart not to simple, throwing me over the edge when i'm on rohypnol, please don't date r...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:24:00 GMT

Fuct.com check it the fuck out

seriously fuckenfuckfucks check outwww.fuct.com this was my favorite skate/alternative clothing brand in the very early 90's i still have 5 of the tattered t-sirts to prove it, now i can buy them all ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 02:55:00 GMT

i am single,again...yes i killed my clone!!

well i am all alone again, back on the dating scene... if you wanna take me on a date then slip me a date rape substance and take full advantage of my sexy naked glistening body then take a ticket and...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 20:55:00 GMT

bouncer!

hey check out my mates in the aussie hit hop crew Bouncer...you can see Merv live most nights on the door at revolver.
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 04:51:00 GMT

ninjas that kill when you least expect it!!

One of my drivers told me today that he couldn't work back late after five pm because it would interfere in his Ninjitsu training... so it got me thinking...when would a ninja kill you... oh and by th...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 22:26:00 GMT

add borat

I want everyone to add Borat...he is nice!!  Get this video and more at MySpace.com Get this video and more at MySpace.com Get this video and more at MySpace.com Get this video and more at MySpac...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 21:42:00 GMT