At the end of a century of exponential growth, horrifying destruction, and accelerated evolution, only the fittest will survive his arrival.
His time is now.
Welcome to my world
of madness
The United States Marine:
Over two centuries of romping, stomping,
Hell, death, and destruction;
The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen.
I was born in a bomb crater, my mother was an M16,
And my father, the devil.
Each moment I live is an additional threat upon your life.
I'm a roughish looking, roving soldier of the sea.
I'm cocky, self-centered, overbearing,
And I do not know the meaning of fear
For I am fear itself.
I am a green amphibious monster made of blood and guts
Who arose from the sea, whose sole purpose in life
Is to perpetrate death and destruction
Upon the festering of anti-americans
Throughout the globe, whenever it may arise.
And when my time comes,
I'll die a glorious death on the battlefield
Giving my life to mom, apple pie, and the American flag.
We stole the eagle from the air force,
The anchor from the navy,
And the rope from the army.
On the seventh day, when God rested,
We overran his perimeter and stole the globe
And we've been running the show ever since.
We live like soldiers, talk like sailers
And slap the hell out of both of them at the same time.
Fighter by day, lover my night, drunkard by choice,
And United States Marine by act of God. Semper Fi.
My name is Ryan Griffin, I like reading, writing, poetry, and poking dead things with a stick.
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Name: Ryan Griffin
Today's Date: July 20, 2006
Birthday: May 24
Birthplace: Chernoble, during the meltdown, that's why I have so many amazing powers. (Ladies, you know what I'm talking about.)
Current Location: York, Pa
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, but sometimes left, wait... is this a sexual question?
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Combat Boots. AKA Skull Crushers
Your Weakness: Hispanic women...Aye mami...
Your Fears: Accidentally living forever
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni with french fries
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Goals? Trying is the first step towards failure, better to play it safe and keep my standards low. Very low.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hey crazy
Thoughts First Waking Up: mmmm... No. I'm not getting up yet.
Your Best Physical Feature: Recently a girl told me I had a cute dimple. I then proceeded to roundhouse kick her in the face. Just because that's how I roll.
Your Bedtime: Fuck man, sometimes 8pm, sometimes 7am, depends how early I started hitting the bottle that day.
Your Most Missed Memory: All of them, I have alzheimers asshole, thanks for reminding me. Don't worry about it though, I'll forget in a little bit, then we'll be cool again.
Pepsi or Coke: Mountain Dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: Anything's better than an MRE.
Single or Group Dates: Group, I like the ratio to be two to three females to myself when I go on a date.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Fuck tea, give me a shot of something.
Do you Smoke: Only when I'm on fire.
Do you Swear: Hell no, swearing isn't cool man.
Do you Sing: Well, what I do exactly, may sound like singing, but indeed what I am doing is sounding a martian mating call.
Do you Shower Daily: Usually, except if I'm sleeping in my car that night. It's happened before.
Have you Been in Love: My heart's all fucked up man.
Do you want to go to College: Yes, more and more every day.
Do you want to get Married: Hells yes... wait you said marriage? I thought you said do I want a shot of Southern Comfort. No, fuck marriage.
Do you belive in yourself: Even when no one else has, I have always believed in myself. You have to let it all go. Fear, doubt, personal reservations. When you become the only reason you don't do things, then nothing is impossible.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I'm in motion, do you get still sickness?
Do you think you are Attractive: Best piece of ass in 5 states.
Are you a Health Freak: Freak? No. (not in that way at least ::wink wink ladies::) But good personal hygiene is very important.
Do you get along with your Parents: Sure, I love parrots.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em. When it's really intense I pretend God is smiting someone somewhere.
Do you play an Instrument: Only my iPod.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I can only say I haven't drank all month on the first. That's about the only time it's true. And that statement's only good til I wake up.
In the past month have you Smoked: Negative.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I've been to four. In Honduras. Beat that fucker.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: If by box of oreos, you mean a bottle of Southern Comfort, then yes, many many boxes.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No. Actually Never.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Myself and two friends were dancing with (practically gang banging) this girl on a stage in a club.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Does that include 'Git the fuck out'? Then yes.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, I've been fat dipping... you do NOT want me going into details...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Fuck man, you had to ask , didn't you? I stole a milk crate a couple of days ago. I only had two. I wanted a third one. Get off my back.
Ever been Drunk: Not that I can recall....
Ever been called a Tease: No, what you get is what you get.
Ever been Beaten up: Know what I say about getting beaten up? I say fuck that shit man, I don't do it.
Ever Shoplifted: I once picked up a lemonade stand. (You'll get it later)
How do you want to Die: Very peacefully, maybe diving on a grenade or something.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Fuck man, I'm only 22, ask me in like 10 or 15 years.
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain, because of the women.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Whatever. I'm down with eyepatches too.
Favourite Hair Color: Whatever.
Short or Long Hair: Either is okay, but I need something to grab onto.
Height: Whatever. Not too much taller than me.
Weight: Chuck Norris has only one rule. No fat chicks. I second that notion.
Best Clothing Style: Pants should contour the ass. Shown cleavage optional, but preferred. I can't resist large hoop earrings. Gets me everytime.
Number of Drugs I have taken: None. Seriously... Why are you laughing?
Number of CDs I own: Too many. And I need gas money. I'm going to Megatronics.
Number of Piercings: None.
Number of Tattoos: 6.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2
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People Iced: Twenty Nine
Car Bombs Planted: Two
Favorite Weapon Bottle Rockets
Arms Broken: Twenty One
Eyes Gouged: Twenty One
Tongues Cut Off: Six
Biggest Enemy: Disgruntled Donny
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Greed: High Â
Gluttony: High Â
Wrath: Very High Â
Sloth: Very Low Â
Envy: Low Â
Lust: Medium Â
Pride: Very High Â
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Stability |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||| 23%
Interdependence |||||| 23%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
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Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
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Why did I get these celebrities, do they also somewhat look like Satan?
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This is what I look like most often so I suppose these celebrities are pretty accurate.
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Damn, look at these celeb lookalikes! I'm a hot bitch!
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Why do I always get asian lookalikes?