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Andy Jones

But get the butt, though.

About Me



I have obtained the goals that many men only lay in bed and dream about night after night. I have wined and dined with kings and queens, and I've slept in alleys and dined on pork and beans. There were two bad people. One was John Wayne and he's dead, brother. The other one's right here. I might not can run 100 miles without teebin' a deep breath. I might not be able to leap a tall building at a single bound, but I'm here for you. Jump on it and see how tough you really are. Livin' on the end of a lightning bolt. Like I said before, if it be that way, let it be. There is no honor among thieves in the first place.

My Interests

It's tough, but if I have to pick one, I'm gonna go with General Grant. Go Union! Still funny.

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I'd like to meet:

Less people

Music:

10 random songs on my mp3 player are by: Kiss, Body Count, Rancid, Air Supply, Fear, Air Supply again, Anthrax, Reel Big Fish, Scorpions, and Judas Priest.

Movies:

The Flying Aarons: A Documentary by Eric Alan Sera. IMDB me! Andy Jones (ix)

Television:

Craig Ferguson, Letterman, sometimes Conan, The Showbiz Show with David Spade, and lately, NewsRadio reruns on TBS.

Books:

Daddy's Boy and The Shroud of the Thwacker by Chris Elliott and Buddy Babylon: The Autobiography of Buddy Cole by Scott Thompson are hilarious.

Heroes:

Garfield