an open letter to anyone who drives a vehicle in Richton Park, IL on M-F from 4:30-5:00PM |
Well, that's it. You've done it. It's all over.You know what I'm talking about. Don't just sit there with a blank stare on your stupid faces! All I do is give give give and you just take and don't...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 12:36:00 GMT |
Almost turned into a wolf this morning |
I've never been able to understand why a lot of guys are so willing to get with any and every girl they see at any given time. And by "get with", I mean "get (it on) with." They refer to t...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:43:00 GMT |
August 23rd solo show! |
So I've finally given in to it. I'm going the route of a lonely music-playing guy. What am I talking about? I don't even know, really. I'm playing a solo show in Lansing, IL Au...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:25:00 GMT |
Let’s hear it for Jesse Jackson |
Dude just can't straighten up. You may have heard about how he recently got caught saying something about ripping off Obama's nuts. I would be perfectly happy if Obama just didn't become p...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 10:50:00 GMT |
"Published Author" |
Holy moly cow!!! www.publishamerica.com (then do a search for "Nick Jones")
Indeed, I have just recently been published!
Perhaps some of you out there with young kids will want to pick one up?
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Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:21:00 GMT |
A nice potential side-effect of racism in America |
I just read some statements made by Barrack Obama (perhaps you've heard of him). I won't get into what they were about, but suffice it to say I hate this man now. He's the worst kind of pe...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:20:00 GMT |
By the bus stop on Sibley |
Hello blog, it's been a while. How have you been? Springtime's around the corner...better bust out the bloggin' shorts!
Anyway, I was driving home from work the other day down Sibley in Il...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:44:00 GMT |
No wonder so many people move all the way up here from Mexico!!! |
I was thinking about it last night and I think I know why so many people move all the way up here from Mexico.
First off, I'll give you some examples of things that would discourage them to ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 06:31:00 GMT |
Christmas...in December |
So I wrote a Christmas poem. Actually, I didn't. I'm going to do it right now as I type. Here goes nothing.
"Christmas...in December"
Christmas...in December,This time it's for ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 06:26:00 GMT |
There’s no way James Dean really said all that stuff |
So I saw a myspace profile that had a James Dean quote as the headline. I've been seeing these quotes of his all over the place; books, websites, billboards...etc. For some reason, I get a...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:39:00 GMT |
