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B-SWAN (TOM)

GLITTER IS THE HERPES OF ARTS AND CRAFTS BECAUSE ONCE U HAVE IT ITS ALWAYS ON YOU!

About Me

YO IM BRYAN. I LIVE IN WILDOMAR I HAVE ALWAYS LIVED HERE IN THE SAME HOUSE. I LIKE TO HANG OUT WITH ALL MY FRIENDS ANY CHANCE I GET. I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND KASEY WITH ALL MY HEART. SHE IS THE BEST GIRL A GUY COULD ASK FOR AND I LOVE HER. I LIKE TO STAY ACTIVE. I WORK OUT, PLAY SPORTS, AND OTHER THINGS OF THAT SORT. I DONT PLAY SPORTS FOR MY SCHOOL ANYMORE BECAUSE THE COACHES ARE BITCHES....EXCEPT FOR TRACK WHICH I PLAY OR WHAT EVER YOU CALL IT WHEN YOU DO TRACK. I LIKE ANYTHING THAT WILL MAKE ME LAUGH BECAUSE ITS FUNNY. I LIKE MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH. ITS WHAT I DO. I DONT EAT BABIES OR HAVE HERPES OR ANY COMBINATION OF THE TWO. I DONT REALLY HAVE ENEMIES BECAUSE I TRY TO BE NICE OR AT LEAST SOME WHAT FRIENDLY TOWARDS EVERYONE. ITS NOT REALLY IN ME TO BE TRULLY MEAN TO PEOPLE FOR NO REASON. UM YA THAT ABOUT SUMS ME UP. PEACE NOOKUHS!

My Interests

ONLY MY FAVORITE POKEMON SHOWS

I LOVE CLONE HIGH ADD
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I'd like to meet:

YOU!!!!!!!! and this person.

Bryan Kelly --
[noun]:

A person with a sixth sense for detecting the presence of goblins

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Music:

just about everything
Great About Yourself Myspace Survey(Not many like this!)
† The Who's †
Who was the last person to hug you?: kasey
Who did you talk to last?: my mom and my sister
Who saw you cry last?: kasey
Who is your crush/boyfriend/girlfriend/other?: kasey=gf
Who can you tell everything to?: people close to me
Who's your funniest friend?: chase or andy
Who's your most hyper friend?: good ol' CB (crack baby)
Who's the best friend of your life?: idk i have a few best friends
Who made you cry last?: bullies
Who would be the best president out of all your friends?: OJ
Who is your favorite music artist (NOT a band)?: FERGALICIOUS fa sho
Who was the first person you've ever crushed on?: this girl sammi in first grade
Who likes you right now?: kasey
Who do you miss?: KEL and his orange soda RIP
? The What's ?
What time is it?: 953
What's your favorite possession?: im not a material person
What's the best way to spend Friday night?: with friends
What's your favorite pick-up line?: Your all wet, let me dry you off.....WITH MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
What are you wearing?: two band aids and a cork
What do you do when you're upset?: hit stuff
What's the best snack in the world?: slim jims
What kind of clothes do you wear?: revealing
What's one of your weird quirks that nobody really understands?: when i say wtf is a quirk
What's one thing that you must have?: oxygen or ill die
What's the worst taste ever?: how would i know i havent been around since this "ever" that you speak of began
What body part on someone else is your favorite?: boobies
What is one turn-off when it comes to relationships?: being a dumb idiot or a regular idiot
What is your favorite thing to do when you're home?: masterbate or play video games....or both... haha jk just masterbating
? The Where's ?
Where was the last place you drove to?: THE CANYON LAKE BBALL COURTS. we played dodgeball
Where is your favorite place to be at?: where ever the wind takes me
Where did you have your first kiss?: the lips
Where is your favorite place to shop?: pac sun
Where were you when 9/11 happened?: sleeping in my bed like most of the western sea board
Where are you during the day most?: school
Where do you keep your clothes at home?: closet and laundry room
Where is your bed in your bedroom?: in the corner
Where is your best friend right now?: home
Where do you want to go on vacation?: BIG BEAR
Where do you want to live when you're older?: mountains or some where in SOCAL or both
Where would you go if you could take a free vacation?: hawaii and learn to surf
Where did you go to a party last?: idk chases
Where is one place that you absolutely HATE?: beneath a lot of dirt.
‡ The When's ‡
When was the last time you showered?: like half hour ago
When did you last do something illegal?: is off roading illegal? if so hours ago and if not then more hours ago
When is the best time to watch a movie?: all the time
When do you brush your teeth?: morning night
When do you like to sleep?: when im tired stupid
When was the last fight you were involved in?: idk
When was the last time you laughed?: not too long ago
When will you go to college?: next year :/
When do you want to get married?: next year :/ jk when i have a job after college
When do you think you will graduate college?: like five years
When are you most happy?: when im with my friends
When do you like to sing?: when i hear good music
When do you like to play video games?: when ever i get a chance
When was the last time you went out of state?: a while ago
? The How's ?
How many times do you shower daily?: one or two maybe three
How are you?: fine thanks
How do you solve a family problem?: knives
How many times did you swear today?: fuck if i know. at least one
How many pairs of pants do you own?: 4?
How much money do you have right now?: like a thousand
How many things do you own that your parents/siblings don't know about?: ill check....27.5
How much food do you eat daily?: a lot
How much money did you spend on the most expensive thing you own?: not more than 100 monies
How many times can you spin around in circles without being dizzy?: not many evidently
How many drugs have you done?: QUIZZLIX!!!!!!
How many times have you smoked?: im always smokin' right!
How much alcohol do you usually consume?: christ
How many times do you brush your hair a day?: one or zero. usuall zero
*The Have You Evers*
Have you ever been on a house roof top?: i mean honestly who hasnt. FIND ONE SURVEY!!!!!!!!
Have you ever swam in an ocean?: honestly know this is already kinda ridiculous
Have you ever accidentally lock yourself in a room?: no but your grammer sucks survey. it should say locked
Have you ever gotten arrested?: ive been frisked/violated
Have you ever gone raving?: only RAGING!
Have you ever baked out an entire room?: cant find a big enough oven
Have you ever burnt something while trying to cook?: my nick name is emeril.....BAM!
Have you ever gone through a whole week without changing your clothes?: i wore the same pants all last week
Have you ever kissed a stranger?: um no
Have you ever tackled someone?: yes
Have you ever pierced yourself?: accidently
Have you ever talked to yourself?: shut up net face
Have you ever played strip beer pong?: i said shut up net face
Have you ever laughed so hard you couldn't breathe?: if your laughing you can obviously breathe
(Aaaand now for ONE WORD RESPONSES!)
Reading:: sucks
Soda:: fucks
Jell-o:: ducks
Trampoline:: bucks
Your last ex-boyfriend:: brokemyheartbitch
Summer flings:: spring?
Ganja:: soft J
Drinking:: gatorade
Strip Clubs:: i can go now
Dating:: kasey
Cookies:: monster
Underwear:: optional
Cold:: toes
Color:: wheel
Bed:: tractor
Pants:: off dance off
Microwave:: babies
Toaster:: wave
Blender:: protein
Magic:: AIDS
Love:: kasey
Hate:: rid
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Movies:

just about all of them especially if their funny

Whatever you do, DON'T CLICK ON THIS!!!

Television:

i dont have a TELEVISION only TVs

Books:

whats a books?

Heroes:

batman spiderman and the flash