Ashlie Mother F*ckin Johnson

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"A WISE GIRL KISSES,BUT DOESN'T LOVE. LISTENS, BUT DOESN'T BELIEVE, AND LEAVES BEFORE SHE IS LEFT!"-Norma Jean Baker aka Marilyn Monroe, she is an inspiration for that ass!! =)The cliff Notes version of me*: Hello world..my name is Ashlie. Im an alcoholic, but Im okay with it..Im a Cancer, so I'm extra emotional..Im the youngest of 13 if you want to get technical..Im black, italian, chinese, and indian..Im not lookin for a husband on myspace[.sorry.] And if I get one more "how much would I hafta pay you to sit on my face" messages I will come to your house and kill you..lol i kid i kid..I'm terrified of squirells, I probably spelt that wrong but fuck it..dont ask why I just really hate them. And I hate bein tickled, and people with bad teeth, and I hate feet, I like mine, but everyone else's i could do without. I graduated at 16..i was certified as a genius at 7..dont tell anyone it would ruin my reputation ;) Im a walking party, and maybe one of the silliest bitches on the planet..Im not a liar, but dont take things I say seriously..theres a thin line between sarcasm and a lie. Myspace is officially one of my favorite things to do in my spare time, which coincidently i have a lot of lol..so feel free to message me, Ill read it, I cant promise I'll respond cause I get so many random "Dam u fine" "When can I take you out?" "Whasup Sexy??" type messages that I dont entertain all of them, and dont give me your copied and pasted message to all bitches, thats lame and I can spot them lol..But if you message me talkin about somethin then Ill answer ya* =) Thanks Kids!* Oh and I dont fix my hair, I just wash it and let it go, I catch a lot of shit for not doin my hair, but fuck you guys,it takes too long and if you gotta problem with it, you fix it!! I'm so cool, ice cubes are jealous......that was lame..love you bitches..dont jerk your bird to my pictures..besos*!x0xx0-aKjMe,Star, and that nigga Bishop on the set of Crime Mob ft. Lil Scrappy's Rock ya Hips video* Clothing by www.myspace.com/verdecompany Jay is a genius* =) Myself, SweetEyeCandii, Adriana, Alli, My sister*Jasmine*, Mellisa, and Taya* www.tiffanidiamonds.comwww.myspace.com/tiffanidiamondswww.di gitaldolls.com
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ashlie Kai Johnson*
Birthday: July 19th 1988
Birthplace: Los Angeles, California
Current Location: Marietta, Ga
Eye Color: Redish Brown
Hair Color: Redish Brown
Height: 5'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: Leftie*
Your Heritage: black/italian/chinese/indian..
The Shoes You Wore Today: Bronze Peep Toe pumps* =)
Your Weakness: Food...No good ass niggas
Your Fears: Clowns, spiders, snakes, car crashes,drowning, rejection, failure....
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, Sausage, Black Olive, Xtra Sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a Magazine Cover!!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: okay* =)
Thoughts First Waking Up: dang, why do so many people call my phone while I'm asleep?
Your Best Physical Feature: Smile, Eyes, Hair, Boobies, Legs
Your Bedtime: Around 4am...sometimes 5*
Your Most Missed Memory: My stepfather..
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ehhh I dunno...
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Sometimes...
Do you Swear: A lot...
Do you Sing: If thats what you wanna call it haha*
Do you Shower Daily: I try to =) jk...yes*
Have you Been in Love: Yeahh...
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Nahhhhh mann
Do you belive in yourself: YES!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes...
Are you a Health Freak: Sometimes..
Do you get along with your Parents: Always
Do you like Thunderstorms: Uhmmm most of the time..until they get dangerous*
Do you play an Instrument: =)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Technically..yes*
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes..
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nahhh man...never* =)
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nooooo
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: your heart* haha =)
Ever been Drunk: Yes Ma'am
Ever been called a Tease: No Ma'am
Ever been Beaten up: Hell No
Ever Shoplifted: yes...=(
How do you want to Die: Uhmmm...peacefully and painlessly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Psychologist/Supermodel =)
What country would you most like to Visit: JAMAICA JAMAICA!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: 5'7--6'0
Weight: Uhmm....I dunno..but I like 'em kinna skinny* haha
Best Clothing Style: Dressed to impress*
Number of Drugs I have taken: 493478583745873458234 haha jk* =)
Number of CDs I own: Not many...But I dont know
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 1 soon to be 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!Me and my older brothers..sometimes we love eachother..We had a photoshoot at cafe la vaca lol FROZE ON THEM HOES!!! lol lolIm the jazziest bitch ever =) Pose that shit.. Deuces!! Latesha,Shahonna,And I at house*LOL, there is a quiz that goes to this..I guess if you click it you can take it..? But it was funny. Giselle, Mr. Cafe La Vaca *&* Myself Me and Nelle at Fever..I had my hair straight n it rained..=( =( =( Im a lil frizzy