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jess

Waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought, useless and dissapointing.

About Me

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No eye deer.

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A. Still no eye deer.

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no sexual organs? A. Still no fucking eye deer.

My Interests

Alcohol, shopping, loans, food, music, gigs, alcohol, dancing, myspace, halls, friends, e4, mc Ds, london, the peg

Music:

I like pretty much anything, i hate putting music into categorys but hey what can ya do. Love The Subways, The Strokes, The Pidgeon Detectives, Good Shoes, The Wombats, The Streets, Hadouken!, Motion City Soundtrack. Hannah has got me obsessed with Ne-yo, his voice is like vicodin to my ears!

Movies:

Kill Bill, Pride and Prejudice, Zoolander (and basically anything with ben stiller and/or Owen Wilson) Anchorman etc etc. I also couldnt live without my Family Guy Boxsets.

Television:

Channel 4

Books:



Heroes:

Hannah.

April.

My Blog

bored...again

[ NOW ]Current mood: tiredCurrent music: david mellilo- excusesCurrent taste: ice creamm mmmCurrent hair: blackCurrent clothes: my pjs Current annoyance: i keep eating and eating and eatingCurrent sme...
Posted by jess on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:47:00 PST

Boredomnessy

1. Would you get back with your last ex if you could?er i dunno i think so :S2. What color shirt are you wearing?black and grey3. Would you kiss anyone on your friends list?yes4. Do you have a 'thing'...
Posted by jess on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 06:30:00 PST

How much of a retard am I?

Sleeping in on my biology exam. fukin 45 minutes late!!!!!!!!! wtf!!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Posted by jess on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 02:54:00 PST