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Tobias

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I don’t really know anything about me, so I asked my best friend Google. This is what google answered when I asked him to complete the sentence “Tobias is”:
Tobias is now pursuing his acting career.
Ok, that was new to me, but sure…acting is cool, I can do that.
Tobias is one of the most renowned South African scientists and probably the most highly honoured.
Hell yeah, South African Scientist and an actor, im kind of falling in love with myself now..
Tobias is divorced from Camilla Ravenshear, with whom he has two daughters
Camilla, please call me, I must have been drunk when this happened, im sorry…
Tobias is in your extended network.
How cool is that, extended network, gosh…that’s such a nice word.
Tobias is an economist and the executive/managing director of the company.
Apparently I am, just wonder what kind of company it is…I really hope they do porn emoticons for msn, I love those things..
Tobias is looking for a German greenish kind of liberal New Labour party
A greenish kind of liberal party, greenish….like green but said in a cool way. Wow, wonder if I were drunk when I set out for that treasure hunt…wonder if I ever find it…and if I find it, what I would do with it, maybe I can sell it on ebay.

My Interests

Make people buy things they dont need.

I'd like to meet:

You.

(But only if you are good looking, smart, funny, smells nice, wear nice cloths, likes good music, can talk backwards in a funny way and think I´m a really good looking, smart, funny, nice smelling, nicely dressed guy with great taste in music and that my backwards speaking is funny)

Music:

Indie disco with a taste of broken dreams.

Movies:

If somebody directed my life it would be Todd Solondz. The leading role as me would be played by a slimmer Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Television:

"Battle of the beasts" on Discovery. Last episode i saw a tiger fighting a bear. The bear won.

Books:

I think David Eggers is handsome.

Heroes:

Having heros is like so 1982.