Johnny Zen

Well I was a apple seed once. Then I was consumed by a man with a strange sense of smell. I passed through said mans digestion, which was a shitty experience I can tell you. Then I took a long journey, mainly going though lots of pipes, funnily enough, that was a shitty time. Two years passed and at last I managed to get out of the shit when a small bird - dont know the species (ask bill oddie) thought I looked like a nice meal. The next two months I traveled the world in the birds stomach. Anyways I got chatting to the bird over the atlatic ocean, mainly talking about global warming and other serious topics. I got bored of the bird, and I asked nicely if he could shit me out someone near a beach. The bird agreed and I was released over one of the cook islands, ahhh beautiful..... I managed to find a nice spot just near the beach, where I decided to grow into a tree. 10 years passed and all this modern technology, I'm writing this with one of my branches!! Get In.