Enjoy sailing, computer games, music, bass, booze of many varieties and colours.
The man who sold Manhattan for a halfway decent bangle,
He had talks with Adolf Hitler and could see it from his angle,
And he could have signed the Quarrymen but didn't think they'd make it
So he bought a cake on Pudding Lane and thought "Oh well I'll bake it"
And the drunken plastic surgeon who said "I know, let's enlarge 'em!"
And the bloke who told the Light Brigade "Oh what the hell, let's charge 'em!
The magician with an early evening gig on the Titanic
And the Mayor who told the people of Atlantis not to panic
And don't forget the Bible, with the Sodomites and Judas,
And Onan who discovered something nothing was as rude as,
And anyone who reckoned it was City's year for Wembley.
And the kid who called Napoleon a shortarse in assembly,
And Robert Falcon Scott who lost the race to the Norwegian,
And anyone who's ever split a pint with a Glaswegian,
Or told a Finn a joke or spent an hour with a Swiss-German,
Or got a mermaid in the sack and found it was a merman,
All the people who were rubbish when we needed them to do it,
Whose wires crossed, whose spirit failed, who ballsed it up or blew it,
All notches of nul points and all who have a problem Houston,
At least they weren't in Kensington when they should have been at Euston.
Lacuna Coil, Nightwish, Audioslave, Tenacious D, Pink Floyd, Muse, The Eagles, Dire Straits, Bon Jovi, Queen, Radiohead, Placebo, Breaking Benjamin, the list goes on and on and on..................
Platoon, The crow, Jaws 1+2, Donnie Darko, Sin City, Underworld 1+2
Sharpe, Hornblower, CSI, Prison Break, Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, Scrubs and Two and a half men.
Artemis Fowl, All Robert Rankin, All Tom Holt, David Gemmell, J.R.R Tolkein, Bill Bryson and Anne rice
Anyone who lives a happy life without regret.