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Valhallahan©

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About Me


In the Worlds before Monkey,
Primal chaos reigned, Heaven sought order.
But the Phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown.
The four worlds formed again and yet again,
As endless aeons wheeled and passed.
Time and the pure essences of Heaven,
The moistures of the Earth,
And the powers of the Sun and the Moon
All worked upon a certain rock - old as Creation,
And it magically became fertile.
That first egg was named Thought,
Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha,
Said, 'With our thoughts we make the world.'
Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch,
from it then came a stone monkey.
The nature of Monkey was irrepressible!

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

She-devils!

Music:

I like both kinds: Country AND western. I like lots of stuff, mostly Country, Rock n' Roll, Rockabilly and Punk.
I'm currentlt loving:
Hank 3, Th' Legendary Shack Shakers, Gogol Bordello, Jerry Reed, Commander Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen and The Fabulous Penetrators.

Movies:

To name a few;
Paprika, The Big Lebowski, The Big Sleep, Akira, Tokyo Godfathers, Children of Men, Aliens, Zoolander, Withnail & I, O Brother Where Art Thou, Apocalypse Now, Casablanca, Pan's Labrynth, The Blues Brothers, Yojimbo, Mondo Topless.

Television:

Heroes, The Sopranos, OZ, My Name is Earl, The Shield, 24, American Gothic, Spaced, Batman: The Animated Series, Deadwood, Paranoia Agent, Shogun, Band of Brothers, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, Father Ted, The Maxx, Sharpe, I'm Alan Partridge, Teen Titans, Black Books, Nathan Barley, Salaryman Kintaro, Harvey Birdman, Frisky Dingo.

Books:

Mostly Comic Books, I enjoy pretty much anything by Garth Ennis, Mark Millar, Bendis, Warren Ellis, Brian K. Vaughan, Frank Miller, Ed Brubaker, Alan Moore, Greg Rucka, Los Bros Hernandez, Peter Milligan, Peter David, David Mack, Brian Wood, or of course, Stan "The Man" Lee.
As for 'proper books' I generally like noirish crime, historical fiction, or a particularly salacious biography.

Heroes:

My Dad. Rory Hallahan, 1947 - 2005.

My Blog

The Not-So-Secret Life of Super Heroes, Part 11

Not-So-Secret Invasion Special!Reed Richards' worst nightmare!Keep your peep-holes primed for Part 12!...
Posted by Valhallahan© on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:05:00 PST

The Not-So-Secret Life of Super Heroes, Part 10

The Secret Society of Supervillains in: Etiquette Crisis!Keep your augen alert for Part 11!...
Posted by Valhallahan© on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:01:00 PST

The Not-So-Secret Life of Super Heroes, Part 9

Welcome back true believers! To commemorate the return of St. Barry Allen's Flash to the DCU, I present The Flash: The Fastest Man Alive!Keep your peepers peeled for part 10!...
Posted by Valhallahan© on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 08:43:00 PST

To Paraphrase Milton...

"It's better to reign in Hell than to serve in McDonalds" - John Milton, Paradise Lost...
Posted by Valhallahan© on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:00:00 PST

The Invincible Iron Valhallahan!

The Invincible Iron Valhallahan!I enjoyed the movie. Can you tell?...
Posted by Valhallahan© on Fri, 02 May 2008 04:37:00 PST

The Not-So-Secret Life of Super Heroes, Part 8

Galactus, Devourer of worlds!In space...You can still look a bit of a tit.Keep your eyes peeled for part 9!!...
Posted by Valhallahan© on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:31:00 PST

The Spectacular Spider-valhallahan!

Spins a web - any size! Catches theives - etc, etc...Look Out!...here comes Valhallahan!...
Posted by Valhallahan© on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:47:00 PST

The Not-So-Secret Life of Super Heroes, Part 7

The Not-So-Secret Life of Super Heroes, Part 7: Fashion-sense of the super and famous... My Dress-Senses are tingling! Keep your eyes peeled for Part 8!...
Posted by Valhallahan© on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:34:00 PST

The Not-So-Secret Life of Super Heroes, Part 6

The Not-So-Secret Life of Super Heroes, Part 6:The Secret Origin of Skeletor!Here’s the end-of-show moral message they didn’t show."By the Power of Steroid stack, I Have The Poweeeeeeeeeer...
Posted by Valhallahan© on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:16:00 PST

A long time ago...

..in a galaxy far far away...Somebody found out something pretty minging...EEEWWWW!...
Posted by Valhallahan© on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:42:00 PST