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Simy

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

About Me

I'm a clowntown girl born and bred therefore I like to drink! Cause there isn't much else to do round here. I'm easy going and think I'm frickin hilarious (even tho I'm probably not)and not to mention RACKTASTIC Ha Ha Ha! I love my family and friends and generally just spend alot of time hanging out with them when I'm not working. I love stand-up comedy and going to concerts so I try to get to see anyone I like when they come to the area. stars layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com
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My Interests

Hanging out with friends, drinking, going out, movies , music , military history, Chuck Norris.

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Norris! cause he invented water!

Music:

Audioslave, My Chemical Romance, Muse, Chili Peppers, Metallica, The Killers, Tool, Guns n Roses, The Ataris, Strung Out, AFI(before they went Emo)Papa Roach, Foo Fighters, Bon Jovi,The Darkness,any 80's Glam Rock too many others to mention but anything rock or heavier I can't stand teeny bopper shit.

Movies:

I love heaps of movies so it's lucky I work in a video Shop but a few of my favs are: Shawshank Redemption,Green Mile, Se7en, Resurection, Saving Private Ryan, Evolution, Stuck on you, Galexy Quest, Mr Deeds, Beerfest, Super Troopers, Bad Eggs, Grandma's Boy, Snatch , Lock stock and two smokin' barrells, Fight Club

Television:

I watch too much Tv and am proud of it!The Simpsons, LOST, My name is earl, How I met your mother, Thank god you're here, Spicks and Specks, The Glasshouse, Ugly Betty, M*A*S*H, Whos Line Is it Anyway?, Friends, Scrubs, The Family Guy, Saturday Night Live, Rove, House, South Park, Band of Brothers,That 70's Show, anything involving a countdown, I love a good countdown! many many more but lets not forget Walker Texas Ranger! Cause Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Books:

Most of the books I read are military history based, my favourite book I own is the Hannibal Lecter Omnibus(which is Red Dragon , The silence of the lambs and Hannibal in one book)

Heroes:

MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS for everything they've done for me and putting up with my bullshit for as long as they have my mum and dad deserve medals for the crap I've put them through........ THE CRAZY CAT LADY OFF THE SIMPSONS thats the type of old lady I want to be!......... AND OF COURSE CHUCK NORRIS! because Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.