BLUES EX MACHINA

Ya'at'eeh, Shi'ei' Todich'ii'nii, nishli'doo' Chippewa Cree, ba'shi'shchiin. Haltsooi' dashicheii doo' Arikira dashinali'. Marquez yinishye'. By now you must have realized that you wandered on to the wrong profile so I'll just give you a second to check your address.........all right, if you decided to stay then welcome!......umm lets get a few things out of the way thanks for stopping by if you have a website you want to pimp to me don't bother cause I'm super poor and I still use one of those old green screen apples from back in the day the ones that only have pong as a game it lets me check my email but thats aboot it and the quality of porn is horrible. I am a head band wearing,"HHOOOWWW ARE YOU DOING" , peace pipe smoking, goverment hating, burn your wagon, rape the horses and ride off on the women, dog eating,beads and mother earth and father sky loving, long hair that loves frybread so much that I want to be buried with it when I die, just so I have a snack on the way up. Did you know that 364 days out of the year I go without Frybread, the numbers are staggering and my patience is waning so "won't you pass the fry bread to someone like me"? But to really be serious for a minute(whew that was a long minute). What you read here is me, I try to be honest about my life but sometimes the truth is scary so try not to take it in all at once. Okay, I'm trying to remember what I like before I reclaimed my sanity. My broken record says that I was blues playin, rum drinkin, dope smokin, screw-all night son-of-bitch. Most of it's out of my system so now I just a boring son-of-bitch that loves to PLAY MY BLUES. "Years spent staggering through a dream, half asleep in a nightmare, only to find harsh reality waiting for me". Okkayyy I dislike yo-yos, clowns and cow bell related topics, I prefer catsup to ketchup, I failed the pepsi challenge. THREE! out five people agree I usually don't know what I'm talking about(but 55 percent of the time their only right 33 percent of the time). I like long walks off short piers, and sending my bills to the IRS, and various celebrities, once Bill Cosby paid my phone sex bill, so now I GOTTA LOVE THE JELLO! I love thunderstorms unfortunately their are none in Phoenix(I was wrong it does thunderstorm here, the wonders never cease). I've lived in AK, HA, NM, AND KS NO I DIDN'T SEE DORTHY BUT I DID SLEEP WITH AUNTY M, LETS JUST SAY THE M STANDS FOR MARVELOUS! I sold my personality on ebay and if I don't laugh or at least make someone laugh or smile at least once a day, then the terrorists and the pandas have truly won(those bastards)! Sometimes not very often when the mood is right I can play my guitar like a MOTHERFUCKER or so I've been told, When I die I hope to come back as single note that resonates off a guitar string, that note that slowly fades away blending into the wind, the mountains and trees, off the smile and soft laugh of my niece then at last into a sky that's filled with soft purple and orange hues that make you dream of home. Music is a huge part of my life. Soon I hope to go back to school for it. I like to teach, giving back to others really gives me hope. I am working towards a summer home in Alaska, and a winter home in Arizona(I don't know where yet, I really like the Sho Low area). And last but not least MMMMMMMMMMM....FRYBREAD.