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About Me

Whatcha doin' in my house...eatin' a big ass sandwich!!!Top flight security of the world, CRAIG!!! It's small in here. No, you just big in here. It's Pinky nooka!!! Next time Imma shoot ya in da one that wink and not the one that stink!!!

My Interests

Guns, fishing, and all that jazz.

I'd like to meet:

Cool people in general.

Music:

Old school and R&B

Movies:

Anything where I laugh so hard that a quarter ounce of urine might slip out.

Television:

Chapelle, Mencia, CSI, and on and on.

Books:

We in Colleton County, man. You know we can't read.

Heroes:

NYPD, NYFD, and all the REAL DADS out there.