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alb

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About Me

capricious, egomaniacal, self-centered, self-absorbed, arrogant jerk. i sleep a lot. i eat a lot. i drink a lot. i do a lot of drugs. just kidding.

i don't like to shower, my feet smell, and i have crooked teeth. also, i'm going bald, blind, and deaf. i'm such a sexy catch, huh? ohhh yeah.

so really, i'm a big fat loser and i have no friends. please add me.

My Interests

music, television, celebrity gossip, history, linguistics, media studies, poetry, dance, travel, and FOOD!

I'd like to meet:

mr. right. (pshhh!) any hot fuck will do.

fine fine, i'm not really going to marry josh hartnett.

i like boobs too, so gimme a holla if ya got nice titties.

DIRT NASTY .. hilarious!

and hirai ken's popstar.. lol!

My Friend Space
I have no friends..

SISTER MORON

Stephyyy

Chieh Lub

Discotek, Esq.

Trix

Princess Stella

Derek

Sarah

Rose

Julie

Lance

Lorraine

Kels

Felisa

Reza

Kara

Linda

Audrey

Winger

R.I.P. MALO

View All of My Friends

Music:

THE POSTAL SERVICE (!!!), the ataris, maroon 5, outkast, incubus, roni size, the roots, erykah badu, NERD, the starting line, all-american rejects, jem, dashboard, death cab, the sounds, weezer, coldplay, floetry, amel larrieux, allison krauss, michelle branch, third eye blind, gorillaz, kylie minogue, faith hill, tim mcgraw, beck, j5, nelly furtado, keyshia cole, jill scott, missy, lauryn hill, red hot chilli peppers, no doubt, jason mraz, robbie williams, mia, janet, mariah, madonna, disney theme songs, natalie imbruglia, the cardigans, the corrs, the strokes, sugar ray, ben folds, dixie chicks, lisa loeb, duncan sheik, the killers, talib kweli, e40, tupac, scissor sisters, the fugees, les nubians, kings of convenience, and lots more.

Movies:

spirited away, infernal affairs, italian job, ocean's 11, sweet home alabama, requiem for a dream, flower drum song, minority report, better luck tomorrow, x2, lilo & stitch, gattaca, and moulin rouge.

Television:

Grey's Anatomy (!!!), Ugly Betty (!!!), Desperate Housewives, Heroes, Battlestar Galactica, the OC, buffy, alias, six feet under, rome, the simpsons, family guy, and star trek ds9 (shut up!).TiVo is my best friend.

Books:

one hundred years of solitude, tripmaster monkey, the house of the spirits, the great gatsby, tales of the city, jd salinger, amy tan, steinbeck, l frank baum's oz books, dr. seuss, ranma 1/2 manga, and marvel graphic novels.

Heroes:

the xmen, green lantern, buffy, and sydney bristow.

My Blog

yes, i'm a dork...

1234567! Paris Hilton's going to jail! yayuh.
Posted by alb on Sun, 06 May 2007 02:40:00 PST

D&G 2007 Underwear Collection (w/ Italian Soccer Players again, RAWR)

and just for kicks, the infamous bj ad.....
Posted by alb on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 05:09:00 PST

Even I know that much, Mr. Wind-Up Bird. How come you don't get it?

"Have you ever had that feeling - that you'd like to go to a whole different place and become a whole different self?""You might think you made a new world or a new self, but your old self is always g...
Posted by alb on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:07:00 PST

ha! albert's obituary.

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com...
Posted by alb on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:35:00 PST

in the words of Tom Ford!

On sleeping with men vs. women: "I don't want to sleep with anything with thin wrists. I want to sleep with something strong and powerful. My equal. That could be a sort of match to the death. Where...
Posted by alb on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 12:53:00 PST

my competitive eating hero..

how the hell does takeru kobayashi (the reigning hot dog eating champion) have crazy ass guns and six pack abs? what the fuck. more reason for me to start training for real, right? hahaha see sfg...
Posted by alb on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 06:46:00 PST

D&G 2006 Underwear Collection (w/ Italian Soccer Players, RAWR)

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Posted by alb on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 05:19:00 PST

FUHLLLEEEEEZE! LAPD!

FUHLLLEEEEEZE! LAPD!LOL that was funny.. HA!
Posted by alb on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 08:08:00 PST

INTELLIGENCE TEST!

my latest method of procrastination:INTELLIGENCE TEST! (part 1 & part 2)i haven't taken part 2 yet, but there were only like 4 impossible clues in part 1....
Posted by alb on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 02:35:00 PST

I will not eat any more past dated food.

albert huang will have to write:I will not eat any more past dated food'What will you have to write on the chalk board?' at QuizGalaxy.com...
Posted by alb on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 02:21:00 PST