Mark

My name is Bert. I live in a council flat way above the rest of the people in London. I am better than them as I am so high up. I have a pet. His name is Bert. It is a Gerbil. I feed him and clean up his mess. I am trying to dull down my life a little but it isn't working. I even bought a Hamster but it doesn't sh*t as much so I was less active. I am an exciting person that loves staying indoors playing with mixed jigsaws (only the 20 piece ones though). I enjoy lots of things but can't think of many at the moment as I have to clean my Gerbil's cage (sorry Jess if the inverted comma was wrong ;o) ). On Sundays I go walking but the shop isn't that far so I end up coming back home quite early and end up ending up in my lounge. My lounge is big and I am looking for a friend to come around and watch the television with me. Especially if the Rugby is on as I like looking at the bright lights on the edge of the ceiling.