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Nobody dies a virgin,CUZ LIFE FUCKS US ALL!

About Me

I'M A REGULAR CAT.I LOVE FAST CARS AND FAST BIKES.
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My Interests

FAST CARS AND FAST BIKES,ALSO PRETTY LADIES!
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I'd like to meet:

PRES. BUSH SO I CAN SLAP HIS SILLY ASS!
You have been marked on my profile map!

Music:

RAP AND R AND B IT DEPENDS ON MY MOOD!

Movies:

FRIDAY(CLASSIC),MENACE 2 SOCIETY(CLASSIC),N 2 DEEP,USUAL SUSPECTS(CLASSIC),BOYS N DA HOOD,BABY BOY,4 BROTHERS,TRAINING DAY(CLASSIC),THICKER THAN WATER,SCHOOL DAZE,BELLY,DO THE RIGHT THING,RESERVOR DOGS,JAKIE BROWN,PULP FICTION,SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT,SOUL FOOD,AND KRUSH GROOVE!

Television:

THE WIRE,BOONDOCKS,SOPRANOS,COPS,APPOLO,EVERBODY HATES CHRIS,LOST,SUPER BIKES,ENTOURAGE,BERNIE MAC,AND UNIQUE WHIPS.

Books:

VIDEO VIXEN AND CAGED BIRD
HOW MUCH ARE A FREAK ARE YOU...PROVE IT!!
How many bad sex experiences did you have? 2 -BOTH VIRGINS, OUCHIN 2 MUCH!
Bannanas or Cherries? STRAWBERRIES
Chocolate/ whip cream or Caramel/sprinkles? WHIP CREAM
Doggystyle or Missionary? HUK-A-BUK,ANKLES BY THE EARS!
Best sex moment WHEN SHE GETS THE SHAKES OR CALLS U DADDY!
Wrost sex moment GIRLS THAT SCOOT AWAY WHEN U RUN DEEP!
How many times a day would you have sex if you could? 10
nympho or freak behind closed doors? NYMPHO
head or anal? HEAD,GIVE OR RECEIVE I LUV 2 GIVE ORAL PLEASURE!
Fucking in the day or night? BOTH,I JUST WANNA GET IT ON!
Best place to have sex BOATDOCK AT MY CABIN OR IN THE SHOWER!
Worst place to have sex GODDAMN CARS!!
Have you ever had sex in a car? jeep? van? ALL THE ABOVE,MOVIN AND PARKED!
Have you ever had sex in your mother's bed? YEP
Have you ever been caught in the act? YEP
By who? GRANDDAD,HER FRIEND,AND MY FRIEND!
Longest sex experience 4 HOURS
Shortest sex experience 5 MIN QWIKIE AT WORK!
What did you say after the longest sex experience? POUR ME A SHOT!
What did you say after the shortest sex experience? SOMEBODY COMING,PULL YO SKIRT DOWN!
Have had a threesome? foursome? PLENTY OF 3 SOMES,ONLY ONE 4 SOME!
What do you do before sex? LICK AROUND THAT CAT,TEASE IT!
Foreplay or just getting to the point? 4PLAY,BUT IT DEPENDS ON THE SITUATION!
Have you ever had sex in the room with other people there? YEP
What songs do you listen to while in the act? JUST PUT IT ON 93.1,NO TIME 4 CD HUNTING!
Longest period of time you withdrew from sex? 3 WEEKS
Have you ever given head before? HELL YEAH,NOT 2 EVERY GIRL DOE!
Has someone ever nutted in your face? YES,I NO A COUPLE SQUIRTERS!!
Have you used any sex toys in the last month? NO TOYS,SHE GETS THE REAL!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
HOW IS YOUR SEX
DO You Remeber your First Time ASK AKEELAH,LOL!
CONDOMS or Natural BODY BAG 4 SHO!
TROJAN OR Lifestyle COndoms? BOTH
Favorite Place To Have Sex In the House? LIVIN ROOM
Would You do it in the CAR YEP,BUT IT'S A PAIN!
Have you ever Been Caught by your parents YEP
How Many times can you Have sex In a day LET'S FIND OUT!
What do you call Sex MEDICATION 4 HORNINESS!
Are you Good At having Sex or are you Avoided by Your Partner SHE WON'T LEAVE SO U NO WUTS UP!
Whats the Best position to Have Sex? HUK-A-BUK
Whats your Favorite position? HUK-A-BUK
When do You plan to Have Sex EVERY NIGHT
would you have sex in the outdoors YEP
Do you Pay for sex WE ALL DO(DINNER ,MOVIE,DRINK)
Do you enjoy sex HUH?
Would you do it in the shower HELL YEAH
First thought After SEX I WANT SOME MORE!
Do like to Be on the top or Bottom TOP,I RUN IT!
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A SEX PARTNER
HEIGHT? WE ALL THE SAME HEIGHT LAYIN DOWN!
EXPERIENCE? NO MORE VIRGINS!LOL
BIG OR SMALL (LADIES ANSWER)
NICE FACE OR NICE BODY? NO UGLY HEFFAS -I'M SHALLOW LIKE THAT!
Lover or a Freind BOTH-DON'T FRONT!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Heroes:

MY MOM AND THE GUY WHO SHOT RONALD REAGON!
Name: ERIC
Birthdate: DECEMBER 27th
Birthplace: EAST CLEVELAND
Current Location: CLEVELAND
Eye Color: LIGHT BROWN
Hair Color: BLACK
Height: 5 6
Weight: 200
Piercings: 1 EAR
Tatoos: DAUGHTER NAME
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: NOPE
Overused Phraze: KEEP IT REAL
FAVORITES
Food: ANGELA MIA PIZZA!
Candy: NO SWEETS
Number: 7
Animal: DOG
Drink: VERNERS
Alcohol Drink: ALL OF EM
Bagel: HELL NO
Letter: E
Body Part on Opposite sex: LIPS
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI WITH MY PIZZA
McDonalds or BurgerKing: WHOOPER WINS
Strawberry or Watermelon: STRAWBERRY
Hot tea or Ice tea: PEACH ICE T
Chocolate or Vanilla CHOCOLATE
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: TIE
Kiss or Hug: KISS
Dog or Cat: DOG
Rap or Punk: RAP ALL DAY
Summer or Winter: SUMMER
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: TIE
Love or Money: MONEY
YOUR...
Bedtime: WHEN I PASS OUT
Most Missed Memory: MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD
Best phyiscal feature: MY LIPS
First Thought Waking Up: I NEED A DRINK
Goal for this year: A NEW VETTE
Best Friends: RUE,CHRIS, BAM,SLIM
Weakness:
Fears: ROLLERCOASTERS AND THE FEDS!
Heritage: SUPER SOUL BROTHER
Longest relationship: 9 YRS OFF AND ON!
HAVE YOU...&..39;
Ever Drank: CONSTANTLY
Ever Smoked: NO
Pot: 3 TIMES
Ever been Drunk: CONSTANTLY
Ever been beaten up: NO,BUT I HAVE LOST A FIGHT
Ever beaten someone up: YESSSIR
Ever Shoplifted: YEP,WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
Ever Skinny Dipped: NO
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: CONSTANTLY
Been Dumped Lately: NO,SINGLE 4 A YEAR AND A HALF!
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: TIE:HAZEL AND GREEN
Favorite Hair Color: BLACK
Short or Long: I'M NOT PICKY
Height: UNDER 5 6,LOL
Style: ANYTHING THATS ATTRACTIVE
Looks or Personality:
Hot or Cute CUTE
Drugs and Alcohol: NO DOPE!YA'LL CRAZY ENUFF
Muscular or Really Skinny: SLIM HAS 2 B CUTE,THICK HAS MORE TOYS!
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 1-MY DAUGHTERS MOM!
What country do you want to Visit: ITALY
How do you want to Die: 150MPH ON MY BIKE!
Been to the Mall Lately: YES
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE EM
Get along with your Parents: ALWAYS HAVE
Health Freak: NOPE
Do you think your Attractive: I LOOK NICE,NOT FINE
Believe in Yourself: YEP
Want to go to College: NEED 2
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Drink: LIKE A FISH
Shower Daily: YEP
Been in Love: YEP
Do you Sing: NO
Want to get Married: 1 DAY
Do you want Children: DUN DEAL
Have your future kids names planned out: NO MORE 4 ME
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 2 LATE
Hate anyone: PRES. BUSH
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69
Do you like it rough or sensual?: BOTH
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: LADIES ONLY
How often do you like to have sex?: ERR DAY!
Is sex a top priority for you?: NO
Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: YESSIR
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: EVERY NOW AND THEN,LOL
How do you feel about one night stands?: ALL 4 IT
How many one night stands have you had?: COUNTLESS
What's your favorite position?: HUK-A-BUK:LEGS UP!
Where's your favorite place to have sex?: LIVINGROOM
Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: DEPENDS ON THE GIRL
Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: YEP
How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: 30 MINS
Do you get off first or do they?: THEY DO 90% OF THE TIME
Do you like kissing during sex?: YEP
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: NO,TALK SHIT SOMETIMES
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: LOUD
Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: OVER AN A CUP 4 SHO
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 13
How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?: LOL
What does your favorite fore-play include?: HER LICKIN ON ME,ME SUCKIN ON HER!
Do you ever play with yourself during the act?: NO
Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?: RNDOMS WHEN I'M SINGLE!
Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?: NO BG DEAL
When and where was your wildest sex ever?: 2 MANY 2 LIST!
What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?: ME,ASHANTI AND BEYONCE N A TRIOS!
Have you ever done porn?: YES,ON MY CAMCORDER
Have you ever have sex for money?: YEP
Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: NO
Is the sex still good when your cheating?: YEP,PAYBACK IS A BITCH!
During sex... what are you thinking about?: DON'T 4GET 2 PULL OUT!
Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?: ALWAYS START ON TOP
How many positions do you like to do during one episode?: AT LEASE 4
Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?: NOPE,SHE'LL GET OFF
Could you live without sex?: MAYBE FOR 3 MONTHS
How often do you find sex boring?: VERY RARELY
How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: ALL NIGHT
Do you like to perform oral sex?: HELL YEAH
Do you like to recieve oral sex?: DUH
Have you ever taped yourself in the act?: YEP
Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: YEP
Have you ever had interracial sex?: DO HISPANICS COUNT
Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?: YEP VARIOUS
Have you ever had sex while at work?: YEP
Have you ever had sex while at school?: ALMOST,LOL
What is something that you would never consider doing?: DUDES
Have you ever had sex on drugs?: NO DRUGS 4 ME
Would you ever have sex in public?: YEP
What's your biggest turn on?: LIPS N EYES
Do you spit or swallow?: LICK
How many times have you gotten off in one night?: LOST COUNT
Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: YEP
Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?: N A 3 SUM
Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?: WE HAVE SHARED
Do you ever have sex in the shower?: YEP
What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?: MY BOAT DOCK N THE RAIN
What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: 10 YEARS
Do you feel your up to par in bed?: I NO I AM
Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?: IF MY HEART PERMITS!
What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: GETTIN CAUGHT BY MY GRANFATHER
How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?: UNDER 13
Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?: BUTT NAKED
Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?: YEP,C ABOVE
Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?: THE DOCK
What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?: WORK,PARKING LOT,MOVIES
Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?: NO
Do you were protection as often as you should?: YES
Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?: NO
If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?: YEP
Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: BOTH
What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)?: D CUPS R VERY NICE
Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?: HELL NO
Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?: YAP,LOL
Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: YEP,U FREAK WHERE U AT!
If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?: ASHANTI
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