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OK As Your Face

I spilled beer all over that car when it smashed into me. Who's gonna pay my cleaning bill?

About Me

Well, there's so much to say about the awesomeness that is Bill. Though, I don't want to Jew up your time so I'll keep this as short and saweeeet as I can.
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A lot of myspace layouts

My Interests

Whatever's clever

I'd like to meet:

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac. To drive me around in her cadillac. If she's not down on her knees, She will be flat on her back. I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac.I'll give her great big tits And a little bitty ass. A fucking machine that never runs out of gas. A body like nobody's ever seen before, She recently inherited a liquor store.I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac. To drive me around in her cadillac. If she's not down on her knees, She will be flat on her back. I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac.Well she doesn't wanna marry, And she doesn't wanna fight. She doesn't get two shits if I stay out all night. I bring home another woman, She just gives me a smile, Take off our clothes then we fuck in a pile!I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac. To drive me around in her cadillac. If she's not down on her knees, She will be flat on her back. I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac.Make her a magic fingers mama That can roll up my doobs. The best in the west at cooking chinese food. She doesn't like to shop and she doesn't wear clothes. She always compliments me on the size of my hose.I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac. To drive me around in her cadillac. If she's not down on her knees, She will be flat on her back. I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac.I'll make her three feet tall, And stand about to here. With a flat spot on her head, So I can rest my beer!I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac. To drive me around in her cadillac. If she's not down her knees, She will be flat on her back. I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac.

Music:


Movies:

All of 'em. I'm a fan of cinematic adventures.

Television:

Well, gun to my head: 24, Arrested Development, Behind The Music, Cheers, The Colbert Report, The Critic, The Daily Show, Deadwood, Dexter, Family Guy, Frasier, Friends, Good Eats, Iron Chef: America, King of the Hill, King of Queens, MythBusters, Night Court, Prison Break, Reno 911, Scrubs, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Sliders, The Sopranos, South Park, That 70's Show, Thundercats (Snarf it up!), Traveler

Books:

I'm a fan of biography/autobiographies.

Heroes:



Myspace Graphics

Myspace Graphics

My Blog

What do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion?

Most of the time you simply get an onion with long ears, but every once in awhile, you get lucky and get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes....
Posted by OK As Your Face on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:18:00 PST

Hilarious Joke

A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't ...
Posted by OK As Your Face on Sat, 26 May 2007 09:10:00 PST

A little more about the awesomeness...

Name:BillBirthdate:April 19, 1982Birthplace:Trenton, NJCurrent Location:Bonita Springs, FLEye Color:BrownishHair Color:BrownHeight:6'2"Weight:220Piercings:My ear, but it's probably closed by nowTatoos...
Posted by OK As Your Face on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:53:00 PST