Pat Robertson is my personal Jesus |
Some of you may be aware of my wonderful obsession with Pat Robertson, that cooky Christian crusader. Well, not only can he leg press 2000 lbs, preach jesus, and urge people to lose weight throu...
Posted by Elise on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 04:49:00 PST |
Coveralls, or chaps. |
This blogging machine sure has turned high class since the last time I used it. There are so many accessories you can add to the blog; pictures, symbols, smileys. This girl does love her a...
Posted by Elise on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 08:03:00 PST |
Those Rollicking Roosters |
I have been drinking whiskey and tequila all day to cure my cramps. A very ancient cure it is. But they are insistent. Tonight we watched the Fifth Element. I forgot what a bri...
Posted by Elise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
random rantings |
Well it has been a long time since I have been on this mean machine called myspace, and much longer since I have posted a blog. I've never liked the word blog by the way. So my girlfriend ...
Posted by Elise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
evil little girl |
so i was on the bus the going to work. it was one of those annoying busses full of teen girls so loud that you can't block them out with headphones, talking so loud because they think they're hilario...
Posted by Elise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
tattoos |
i got my first tattoo last night. it's the egon schiele watercolor that's on my profile. it covers my back. i love it. the artist did such a good job. i recommend super genius over other shops, j...
Posted by Elise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
tony danza and diamonds. |
I've decided to be a homemaker. well, i wish i could be. so whoever wants to give me and samantha lots and lots of money, feel free. i'd be okay with it, i'm not proud. Being laid off has turned me ...
Posted by Elise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
the most incredible eatery known on earth |
i have been obsessed with mangoes this past week, and right now i am eating mangos and drinking wine. my god what brilliant combination. it's almost erotic. i demand everyone try it now. you will ...
Posted by Elise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
strange sisters |
if anyone else out there enjoys lesbian pulp fiction cover art, you must check out www.strangesisters.com
it's a wonderful database for all of your tawdry needs.
Posted by Elise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
laid off with tripod |
Today it really set in about being laid off of my day job. Last night I had dreams that I would never get a job again, and would have to live off of Samantha for the rest of my life. I know it's stu...
Posted by Elise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
