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Foim

About Me

I'm going to dissolve your body in chemicals then fulush it down the toilet so your mushed up soul goes straight to hell."i can see your gonch."  I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a badass master bladesmith to be my forging friend. or people with a voluminous vocabulary or, barring that, anyone w/ enough self-confidence to admit that they are cool without being so in love with themselves that it is hard to talk about anything but them. people who like to go out and do things, no matter how retarded, instead of sitting on their asses in front of the tv. i want to talk to anyone who has something interesting to say or an amusing story to tell...and pirates.and of course:more importantly is who i DO NOT WANT TO MEET: i dont want to be your friend if you are a crappy band who is just looking for a few thousand "friends" to tell you how great you are. so. not. interested. you suck and i hate you. dont bother me. the one exception to this rule is pirate metal bands, you can bother me all you want.

My Blog

Getting Gayer All The Time

so i realized i never update this shit, so here are the major events of the year.  i got my heart broken for the first time, it sucked and im very bitter.  i got a 1985 Honda Rebel and i named her the...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jun 2009 15:56:00 GMT

Bad Hair

  i was recently cleaning my apartment and found lots of old pictures of me and realized that i have had some GOD AWFUL hair over the years.  i mean i always kinda knew that b/c i am always ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 04:07:00 GMT

Star Wars Parodies!!!

so ive literally been watching these for 3 hours and when i went to post this blog with all the links, it disappeared like an ass.  so here is a brief synopsis of what you should watch from this ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 16:59:00 GMT

BIBLEMAN!!!

  ok so i somehow was watching tv this morning b/c i was bored and i couldnt think of anything else to do and i figured id check out the state of saturday morning cartoons nowadays.  well th...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 18:09:00 GMT

i kill people in my sleep

  heres a little coincidence that caught my attention a little bit ago. i was sitting around bored the other night and a little stoned and i was doodling a person being hanged and also...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 15:40:00 GMT

Spider Dream

so i had a really creepy dream last night, well only part of it was.  it started out just fine. i was hanging out with samantha in her bedroom and i noticed two new posters on her walls.  th...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 16:05:00 GMT

good song

March Or Die The beast behind our eyes is loose, The day has come, the day has come, We march to Armageddon, hungry for the war I see the hated enemy, I see what I was taught to see And one o...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Apr 2005 18:46:00 GMT

Babies are UGLY

i dont get people's fascination with babies! they are gross little creatures who supporate from every nasty orifice! drool, snot, piss, shit, formula vomit...and its everywhere!! they look like shr...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Apr 2005 21:10:00 GMT