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Kris

No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries..

About Me

Sometimes, I wish that I was the weather. You'd bring me up in conversation forever, and when it'd rain, I'd be the talk of the day. Oh sometimes, I wish that I was a cold beer. I'd rest assured that you would hold me near. I'd be guaranteed, to be just what you'd need. Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit. You'd let me in and love every minute of it. Then tell the room, the things I'd do to you! (JM)

My Interests

I'm interested in white out and other paper mate products.
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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Fruit Of The Loom underwear inspector .0027 because something is wrong with my draws...I'd also like to meet the guy who wrote the Wingman song because it's the best song ever written by human hands....

Music:

I don't have ears.

Movies:

I only watch reality shows at home. But I don't have a TV.

Television:

Television is better at other peoples homes.

Books:

Books are great when you run out of toilet paper.

Heroes:

My Heros include the pizza guy, chinese food delivery guy, and backup singers.