My blog |
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ic_surpris/ Posted by Bonnie on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 10:39:00 PST |
My new year's resolutions |
Maybe if I post my new year's resolutions here, I'll actually keep them after today:
1.) Clean my apartment for at least 5 minutes every day (that I'm not on call). (If you ever saw my place, yo... Posted by Bonnie on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 11:32:00 PST |
Trailer Crashers |
Ronnie and I crashed the "Wedding Crashers" trailer. Watch carefully! Posted by Bonnie on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 08:42:00 PST |
Happy holidays! |
To: friend#[email protected], friend#[email protected]
Cc: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], allthebosses_I_ever_worked_for@msn.... Posted by Bonnie on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 05:47:00 PST |
The end of an era |
Frequently called the "shock jock," Howard Stern who has long been the man of my mornings, is moving from terrestrial broadcasting to a new gig in satellite radio. Damn, I'm broke and can't affo... Posted by Bonnie on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 05:46:00 PST |
The color of orgasm |
The silver tin shows through the cracked pink powder in my rubber makeup compact. I flip it over to suprisingly discover the name of the blush I use is "Orgasm." Online, I try to figure ou... Posted by Bonnie on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 05:45:00 PST |
Got a pic? |
e-Harmony is bringing us at Friendster "scientific matchmaking" according to a press release. I wonder how that's going to work. I guess since my picture is already available for everyone ... Posted by Bonnie on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 05:32:00 PST |
Fleur d'Oranger |
So the question was, "what would you do if you won the lottery?"
I said, among many other things, "buy the scent of orange blossoms from Tunisia in a bottle."
Mimi and Laide thought bottling an orange... Posted by Bonnie on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 05:44:00 PST |
"You're not dead?" |
I overslept this morning. Good thing I was already in the elevator at the hospital at 8:30a. when someone finally paged me. I called back and the greeting was, "You're not dead?" This is the only r... Posted by Bonnie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Nine-nine-nine |
The phone rang last night around midnight. It was my mom telling me, "There's a fire over here!" She was calling from Oklahoma.My heart leapt. I could only say, "Call 911, call 911!" Why was I eve... Posted by Bonnie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |