Chuck

i am commercial diver. i found this om a fellow divers page and thought that it petty much summs me up. so what is a diver? They come in assorted sizes in trucks,in helicopters,in supply boats,in faded jeans,in love,in debt and indiscriminately.Girls love them whores take them and governments ignore them.They are laziness with a pack of cards and bravery with a bottle of rum and the saviors of humanity on empty pockets.They have the enthusiam of a tutle the stories of a captian.The insteration of a born liar and the charm of a casanova.No other breed of man can cram into one pocket a calculator,a pack of smokes,a copy of playboy,a can of beer,a bottle opener,deportation papers,return airline ticket and a half o case of skoal.Their likes are girls,women,babes,chicks,females,skirts.They dislike answering letters ,long flights,dry hotels and faxes from the office.They like to spend there money ongirls,beer,gambeling and fast cars.What ever is left they squander.So what is a diver.He is a magical creature thats here today gone tomorrow thts equally at home on the land or in the water thats never around when you need him thats always around when you dont and seems to spend his life drifting unconcerned between childhood and adultery