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Austrian Death Machine

TOTAL BRUTAL coming July 22

About Me

Whenever a new band comes out I often hear it said, "that's exactly what you'd expect from a heavy band." I beg to differ. Austrian Death Machine is exactly what you should hear from a heavy band.
- a continuously fast paced tempo you can always circle pit to
- the obvious build up to a breakdown you'll know how to mosh to
- classic sing alongs we to pile up and sing along with
- a guitar solo in every song
And yes... I would never leave out the obvious key component. Cliche vocals that sound really angry! None of this scary screaming with makeup or goofy lows that we can all make under our breath.
Lastly, let move onto lyrical content. I've heard plenty of metal bands steal lyrics from angry fourth graders that hate going to church or don't want to clean their rooms. Now it's time to steal lyrics from the great minds of Hollywood screen writers that at least made it to sixth grade. Don't miss listening to the hit track "Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers."
Bottom line, Austrian Death Machine is fast, pissed, brutal and every song has a guitar solo. You won't find fantasy lyrics or overly poetic personal jargon. There are only forcefully chanted, testosterone drive phrases that our sweet governor Arnold would approve of.
Austrian Death Machine is a tribute to the great Arnold movies. It is a band fronted by Ahhnold with music I wrote and recorded in my free time. But, most importantly, I had so much fun!


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Member Since: 5/23/2006
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Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Getting closer to the governator noticing!

MTV.com did a story about the band. In my opinion, that puts me one step closer to the governator noticing and maybe doing even more guest vocals on the next Austrian Death Machine release.Check it ou...
Posted by Austrian Death Machine on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 03:24:00 PST

Get to the Choppa! / Jameson

No, this isn't a blog about aircrafts that serve free Irish whisky...I met some dudes who have a similar love for Predator and coincidentally they also have a song titled "Get to the Choppa." One of t...
Posted by Austrian Death Machine on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:32:00 PST

News/info about the first song released that is up NOW!

Today Austrian Death Machine released the first single off their eagerly awaited debut Total Brutal. The track, If it Bleeds, We Can Kill It, features the voice of Ahhnold as Dutch from the movie Pred...
Posted by Austrian Death Machine on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:26:00 PST

Check out the competition...

There are a few other bands who are part of what I call the "Celebrity Metal" genre. I actually hope them the best, especially if they are advocates of the great Ahhnold one liners. Some of their fa...
Posted by Austrian Death Machine on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:37:00 PST

I wish I could use this!

I've been getting a few shirt designs together for Austrian Death Machine and my friend Corey designed one shirt that is my favorite so far. Unfortunately, because it has Arnold's exact image on it, ...
Posted by Austrian Death Machine on Sat, 31 May 2008 12:13:00 PST

my favorite myspace message and response so far...

haha... I'm not making fun of any genre of music. I'm just making fun of people in any genre of music who sing like that. There's no need to get all upset about something that is being said very lig...
Posted by Austrian Death Machine on Fri, 23 May 2008 01:38:00 PST

Track listing for NEW CD called TOTAL BRUTAL

1. Hello California2. Get to the Choppafeaturing a guitar solo by Jason Suecof3. Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpersfeaturing a guitar solo by Mark MacDonald4. All of the Songs Sound the Same5. I am a Cyberneti...
Posted by Austrian Death Machine on Sat, 10 May 2008 07:15:00 PST

A letter from Tim...

Ahhnold is the embodiment of everything brutal and stereotypically metal, so he is the perfect front man for each of these songs that I wrote in less than an hour. If you think that shows any sort of ...
Posted by Austrian Death Machine on Sat, 10 May 2008 07:09:00 PST