trashbag barbs

My boyfriends Jason's big toe (on his left foot), the number 3, Karlene's grand entrance into a room, background music, talking about random things, champagne and strawberries with Betty, dogs, singing and sounding like a broken record, Eddie is not going to be a slut anymore, havania thongs, dancing (but not on my tippy toes), laughing at my own jokes... loudly, smoking, hazelnut cadbury chocolate, getting kicked out of a club with Jaden, red shoes, the number 72, Tons wearing yellow, the colour green, kicking people out of my house, passing it on to Tanya, sour cream and chives pringles, my billabong shorts that I can't find, playing with my hair, playing with Jill's hair, cheezels, pizza, icing sugar, watching tv and not changing the channel, my housemates crisp hair, all natural confectionery (gimme all the blackcurrant ones), Tom making up stories as he talks, eating to the point of feeling sick, Tina and mojo, constantly whining and complaining about shit, making up random trivia (makes me sound smart), sexy George being George "you can't get in with those shoes, go home and change!"