I sometimes get bored and slap together desktop wallpapers for fun. You can go download them here (1280x1024, you must be logged in to Flickr to download the full size versions).
Good reads, to the max---
"When someone attacks you, you attack back, but much, much harder."
-"The" Donald Trump - Real-estate mogul and generally brilliant guy.
We would drink imported coffee from my finest mugs and laugh about the old days. At times, I would get serious and explain why I am the only man for you. If the moment seemed right, I would kiss you and take off your shirt.
I could also light our desserts on fire. You would be impressed by the elegant presentation.