I know a lot about computers. I know a lot about music.
I'm dating the most wonderful girl in the world who treats me like I'm the most wonderful guy in the world. If you are a girl, she is better than you. If you are dating a girl, she is better than your girlfriend. We can still be friends, though.
I have my own computer business. Yes, I will fix your computer, but not for free.
If you complain on the Internet about how awful your life is and how bad you have it, I don't want to be your friend. If you take life one day at a time and let difficulties slide because you know they're only temporary, then you can be my best friend.
The fact that the line below this one says "Who" instead of "Whom" greatly annoys me.
