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About Me

I never liked talking about myself, so I'll just steal words from people more clever than me..."I'm a hopeless romantic trapped in a cynic's body." - ??"I don't have pet peeves; I have major fucking psychotic hatreds, okay? And it makes the world a lot easier to sort out." -George Carlin"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on." -Robert Frost"Sometimes I torture myself but I don't take shit from anyone else." -Kristen Hall"I've been thinking with my guts since I was fourteen years old, and frankly speaking, between you and me, I have come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains." -Nick Hornby, High Fidelity"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something." -Jackie Mason"Traumatic events always happen exactly two years before I reach the maturity level to deal with them." -Tim Sandlin, Social Blunders"I myself have never been able to find out what precisely feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat..." -Rebecca West, 1913
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?
"Don't you find it odd, that when you're a kid, everyone, all the world, encourages you to follow your dreams. But when you're older, somehow they act offended if you even try." - The Hottest State

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My Interests

I love going to concerts, traveling, reading (for fun, not for school), photography, getting into grad school...

I'd like to meet:

People that don't suck.

Music:

Pearl Jam, Jeff Buckley, Pinback, The Beatles, Tori Amos, Bush, Counting Crows, John Mayer, Alanis Morisette, Our Lady Peace, Fiona Apple, Coldplay, The Cranberries, Bjork, Ben Folds Five, Fuel, Led Zeppelin, and many many more..... width="425" height="350" ....I WAS AT THIS CONCERT IN GERMANY 6 YEARS AGO!!! I AM SO COOL!

Movies:

Vanilla Sky, Garden State, Secretary, Fight Club, Trainspotting, Interview with the Vampire, A Time to Kill, Good Will Hunting, Dogma, V For Vendetta, Run Lola Run...

Television:

I am currently obsessed with South Park, thanks to Ryan. Family Guy is good too. Sex and the City. The Riches. ER. Friends...
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Books:

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams is hilarious if you have an appreciation for sarcasm. Almost anything by Anne Rice is good, if you like vampires. Stephen King. Nobody Knows My Name by James Baldwin. A Keeper of Sheep by William Carpenter. Self-Help by Lorrie Moore (an amazing book). The Illustrated Man by Ray Bradbury. There are more but I can't think of them right now.

Heroes:

Brittany Spears

My Blog

A few funny quotes from McSweeneys.net

Q: Dear Critter Corner, My dog Snort, a pug, always seems to be snorting and wheezing. Is it true that pugs have breathing problems because of their short snouts? Chester, age 9 A: Chester, whil...
Posted by Laurie on Mon, 01 May 2006 01:19:00 PST

This is how bored I am...

I doubt this is true... You're an Expert Kisserhttp://images.blogthings.com/whatkindofkisserareyouqui z/expert.jpg" height="100" width="100">You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not qua...
Posted by Laurie on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 10:23:00 PST

Very interesting...

So aparently there is a 14% chance that I will go to hell. And I will die in a duel. With whom I wonder? Its amazing the kind of things you can learn on the internet... Blows m...
Posted by Laurie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Something else I found on the internet

Dear Miss Lonelyhearts, I just got married six weeks ago, but I have noticed that my husband's attentions toward me have already cooled. All he does is stand there on his four wooden legs with a cent...
Posted by Laurie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

call me lois

Which Family Guy character are you?...
Posted by Laurie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Its true

Sherman Alexie is a really good author, and speaks the truth: "I think this is what women have wanted from men for all of our lives. I think they want to be held in our arms and fall asleep in the...
Posted by Laurie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

you gotta try this!

Maybe I'm a huge loser or really immature for thinking this is entertaining, but I don't care. Go to this website and click on the boxes with the flashing words, not the porn you pervert! http...
Posted by Laurie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This is what I do when I'm bored...

I take quizzes. At least this one was cool. Opiate is my fav though. You are Schism. You are probably a sensitiveindividual who is very down to earth and openin relationships with others. Commu...
Posted by Laurie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

funny shit

So I'm sitting here bored, even though I have plenty of writing left to do for my last paper this semester, and I thought I would share this: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2005/4/25jaffe.html It's real...
Posted by Laurie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I knew I was gay...

Gay Bear Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You? brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by Laurie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST