hey, i'm fruity lexia. but my freinds call me goon. you may have seen me in such places as underage parties, drunken riots, and on park benches accross the land. my cousins, fresh dry, mosselle want to be like me, but they are fucking slutbags. i hate em! and don't even start me on my uncle, shiraz.
one day i hope to get promoted from the bottom shelf to at least the cheap wine bin. i love being raped and sucked dry of my golden liquid. that could b why sometimes i feel a bit flat on a sunday morning.
i was born in 1969 at geelong grammar school where my father, sir william angrove gave birth to me. i consider my main purpose in life to be to serve the community. i make ppl happy and sad, joyful and depressed, i believe in a democratic society, i don't take yes for an answer, i take FUCK YEAH for an answer.
I DON"T LIKE PPL WHO MIX! how would u feel is someone pumped ur blood FULL OF JUICE AND COKE!!!
I AM AN AUSTRALIAN!
I HATE JOHN HOWARD!
AN I EAT RED MEAT
I WAS THERE WEN THE BEACONSFIELD MINERS GOT OUT
I WAS THERE WEN CATHY FREEMAN WON THE 400M IN SYDNEYAND I OPPOSE THE BUSH INVASION.
I AM GOON!!! that is all
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