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Carlo

...are you ready for some coffee?...From the Hills, OF COLUMBIAAAAAAA?!?!?!!!! Nathan Explosion

About Me

Fighting Arts enthusiast. Music luva!! Love "yo mama" jokes, but not as much as I luv your mama! Yeah!!! I have special powers, empathy...and apathy, so be grateful that I'm one of the good guys.....or am I? I know things you don't know. And moreover, I know that you know that I know what you don't know. And yet, I know that you know that you know that I know that you know things I don't know! y'know?!?

My Interests

Oh man, set me up with a Metallica concert and I'm good to go! Martial Arts training....oohhhhhh yeeeeeaaaaahhhh! Nothing gets you ready for the day like catching arrows, ducking bullets and fighting evil ninja henchmen.

I'd like to meet:

Hey, I play geetar (or try to) so if you are interested in jamming on whatever, I'm down. Also interested in meeting brothers and sisters in the martial arts world. (to join my evil empire of course) So much to learn, so little time!!

Music:

Metallica!!! I also dig Deep Purple, BOC, Anthrax, Peter Gabriel, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Satriani, The Pharcyde, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Janis Joplin, Tori Amos, bluegrass and yo mama!

Movies:

The Killer, Reservoir Dogs (4-ever), Usual Suspects, Citizen Kane, Bullet in the Head, Shymalan's stuff, and many more I'm forgetting right now.

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Sopranos, Deadwood, UFC, and (I'm not ashamed to admit this) wrestling.

Books:

poetry anthologies, Lord of The Rings, The Hobbit, Real Fighting, Strong On Defense, Living The Martial Way, Poe, The Hot Zone, Musashi, Airframe, H.P. Lovecraft, and most graphic novels (in other words, long-ass comic books!)

Heroes:

James Hetfield, Spider-Man, Peyton Quinn, Nathan Explosion, Lewis Black and Son Goku

My Blog

New words

The following are a list of new words that I hope to inject into the common lexicon of conversation.  Some I made up, and some I learned from others (whom I credit in paranthesis) BTW, yes, I kno...
Posted by Carlo on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 03:20:00 PST

gospel, according to James

James Hetfield wrote this for Kerrang magazine in 1993...   "Fuck, my head hurts!" The words heard every Saturday [morning] afternoon at the [house] remains Larz and I called home. The year - 198...
Posted by Carlo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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never fought, never known, left here standing all alone in the dark, no one to hear, chocking minds dying of fear understand, looking in, no regrets for coming sins dipped in red, s...
Posted by Carlo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST