Heather - ProfilesArchive

About Me

For it is I, Joltmanns, who would like to tell you a few things about my friend Heather here. First, obviously she's a fuckin' slacker because she can't do her own profile. In a related newsflash, I have no life for doing it either. Heather really enjoys cop stuff. Why you ask? Is it because she gets to help people? Is it because she enjoys the feeling she makes a difference? Is it because she likes to put bad guys behind bars? No, No, and No. It's because shes' an insanely crazy bitch who likes lights, guns, and handcuffing guys. Another thing with her you may notice is her slick sense of style. Abercrombie and Hollister, I THINK NOT! Heat only wears original shit, preferably shit that's kelly green, whatever the fuck color that is. She likes to go for the whole, "Punk Rock Girl" thing. Yea, real cute. It directly ties into her obsession, music. Whether its listening to bands like Blink-182, or pluckin at strings on her guitar, her life revolves around ROCK. Other than that, you can just sum her up as a cool girl I guess. She's also a drug lord in Utah and is looking for some bodyguards, Heather is an Equal Opportunity Employer.
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What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Milk or juice
Beverage (alc) ? None
Color ? Black or Kelly Green
Food ? Pasta and Salmon
Item of clothing ? Undies
Meal of the day ? Dinner
Feature on yourself ? Smile
Quality in a guy/girl ? Sence of humor
Phrase ? "Don't talk shit about Total!"-Tourettes Guy
Song ? Bat Country
Musical Artist/Band ? A7X, Rammstein, Metallica
Sport ? Hockey
Movie ? Fight Club
TV Show ? Reno911!
Radio Station ? 93X, Rockin' 101
Type of Chocolate ? Milk
Eye Color ? Green
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? Yep, 2 kitties
Smoke ? Never
Drink ? Once had a wine cooler
Have any piercings ? Yep 3
Have any tatoos ? Nope
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend Never ever!
Had sex ? Nope
Gone streaking ? LOL no
Gone skinny dipping ? No, but that might be fun...
Been to Europe ? I wish
Been to an island ? Yea
Had stitches ? Once
Broken any bones ? Nope
Been stabbed/shot ? Um kinda
Slept until after 12:00 ? If I was out on a ride along the night before
Stayed up all night ? Yep
Danced like a whore ? LOL no
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? No I don't do"hook ups"
Turned down a dare ? Yea
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? Danno
Is the prettiest ? Candice
Is the most handsom ? Jason
Is the loudest ? Caitie
Is the craziest ? Caitie
Is the most shy ? Meredith
Is the most loving ? Caitie
Is the most understanding ? Danno
Is the most boring ? I don't have and boring friends
Is the richest ? Oltmanns
Is the most athletic ? Caitie
Is the most cocky ? Brian
Is the biggest sex icon ? Oltmanns LOL
Is the most wordly/cultured ? Maybe Steph or Mer
Do you look up to the most ? Danno
Do you tell everything to ? Candice, Jason
Has the best clothes ? Candice
Has the best house ? Mer has castle Grey Skull!
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? I'd try it
Kiss someone of the same sex ? No
Cheat on someone you love ? NEVER!
Run away from home ? No
Lie to your parents ? Not a big lie no
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? No
Lie to your best friend ? No
Give a homeless person money ? Sure
Run from the police ? NEVER!
Bungee jump ? No
Sky dive ? No
Cross dress ? Sure
Be an exotic dancer ? Naw
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? No
Scuba dive ? Maybe
Go rock climbing ? Yes!
Go spulunking (caving) ? Sure
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? Ghetto
Bologna ? O-S-C-A-R-M-E-Y-E-R
Hott ? Slut
Orange ? Mer
Real world ? Life
Fuck ? Sex
Jack ? Ass
Cucumber ? Spa
Hip-Hop ? Ghetto
Uniform ? Cops, Jason's army uniform!
UniCORN ! ? AWW!
Rainbow ? Gay
Clown ? AHHH!
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My Interests

Playing my Ã¼ber sweet Fender Strat Squire. Tom DeLong signature biotch! Cop stuff is interesting. I love going on ride alongs. It's my favorite thing to do when I have 8 hours to do one. I absolutly LOVE my boyfriend Jason! We usually find something random and fun to do when we're together! Partying and hanging out with my friends is fun too. We usually find some sort of trouble to get ourselves into LOL! But we don't break the law. I'm not into drinking or drugs or random sexcapades. Fuckin' sickos. Yea I'm a good girl, or atleast I try to be LOL!

I'd like to meet:

I love meeting cool new people to hang out with. If you like cop stuff, you get bonus points. But if your talking about bands, actors, or famous people....I'd have to say Ralph Fiennes, Paul Landers, and Tom Cruise cause they're hot as hell. I'd also like to meet Jennifer Aniston cause she looks like she's be an awesome person to befriend.

Music:

Get ready for this..... Blink-182, Dropkick Murphys, Thrice, Sum 41, Green Day, Good Charlotte, Taking Back Sunday, Lagwagon, Linkin Park, Simple Plan, Sugarcult, All-American Rejects, Boxcar Racer, Tool, The Starting Line, Bowling For Soup, Rammstein, Flogging Molly, Yellow Card, Metallica, A Perfect Circle, New Found Glory, Matchbox Romance, Avenged Sevenfold, Thrice, ACDC, Van Halen, Type O Negative, Offspring, Whitesnake, DEVO, Styx, In Flames, Drangon force, Panic! At the Disco, Buckcherry, anything that has killer guitar and guitar solos. ROCK ON!!

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Movies:

I love all movies, but I LOVE horror movies. Here are some of my favorites: Boogieman, The Gruge, White Noise, War Of The Worlds, Dawn Of The Dead, The Others, Panic Room, Pulp Fiction, Se7en, Signs, The Silence Of The Lambs, Red Dragon, Storm of the Century, Napoleon Dynamite, Schindler's List, The Pianist, Minority Report, The Reno911! 1st and 2nd seasons on DVD, Super Troopers, Tommy Boy, Fargo, Grind, Fight Club, Tears of the Sun, American History X, Boondock Saints, Twister, Van Helsing, Underworld, my Rammstein DVD's, Jackass the Movie, Oceans 11 and 12, Saw 1-2-3, Battlefield Earth, Kill Bill, Ginger Snaps, Crash, Moulin Rouge, Reno911! The Movie, just to name a few. HA!

Books:

I read all kinds of books, but I think the Harry Potter series is my favorite right now! I'm a dork, I know...

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Your Power Color Is Lime Green
At Your Highest:
You are adventurous, witty, and a visionary.
At Your Lowest:
You feel misunderstood, like you don't fit in.
In Love:
You have a tough exterior, but can be very dedicated.
How You're Attractive:
Your self-awareness and confidence lights up a room.
Your Eternal Question:
"What else do I need in my life?" What's Your Power Color?
Your Ideal Relationship is Serious Dating
You're not ready to go walking down the aisle.
But you may be ready in a couple of years.
You prefer to date one on one, with a commitment.
And while chemistry is important, so is compatibility. What's Your Ideal Relationship?
You Are a Boston Creme Donut
You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you.
But on the inside, you're a total pushover and completely soft.
You're a traditionalist, and you don't change easily.
You're likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and pout if it's sold out. What Donut Are You?
You Are Coke
A true original and classic, you represent the best of everything you can offer.
Just the right amount of sweet, just the right amount of energy... you're the life of the party.
Your best soda match: Mountain Dew
Stay away from:Dr Pepper What Kind of Soda Are You?

Heroes:

The men and women who patrol the streets everyday to protect us. I have so much respect for them for doing what they do. Cops are my heros. That's why I'm gunna be one! But I'd have to say Dave Nystuen is my specific Hero.