Don't fight The Moustache....you can't win. The Moustache loves baseball!!!!Flavor saving, soup straining, cookie dusting. I also enjoy making people look good and feel good about themselves. From time to time I will announce where I will be hanging out and you are more than welcome to join me for a good time and a picture with me...everybody wants the moustache... The Moustache recommmends Moe's for fine food and beverages. The Moustache loves a good meal...and those that make that meal. Expensive beer is even tastier with The Moustache.Wanna be popular with the ladies? Try on The Moustache. Siestas. Some might say that The Moustache makes them more sinister.
Anyone without a moustache so I may rest upon their upper lip. Anyone who wonders how to add a little excitement into their lives, and those that think they have enough even without The Moustache (I don't think they exist). The Moustache visits Colombus for ComFest and has a marvelous time. Thank God The Moustache's neighbors are cool.
Jef loves The Moustache so much that he decided to grow one of his own.
The Moustache can make you tougher....GRRRRR! PIRATE MOUSTACHE!!!!!
TV ruins your eyesight. The Moustache makes you see more clearly.
The Moustache will make you a better bartender. Moe's-Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio... The Zephyr-Kent, Ohio... Frank's Place-Akron, Ohio...
Rolly Fingers, Salvador Dali, Sam Elliot, Albert Einstein, Kalyan Ramji Sain,Tom Selleck.