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I'm the KATAROO, bitch!

Mondor: Mordor on a Monday. LOLZ!!!

About Me

Hi. I'm Katheryn, and this is my United States of Whatever. I'm a geek, and I think I would survive a zombie invasion.

My profile was h4xx0r3d! So, it is under construction at the moment. I can assure you, however, that I am an awesome person.

In the mean time, you can watch videos I've yoinked from YouTube. Updated more often than my profile!

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Trailer!

Algorithm March!

My Interests

Harry Potter. Procrastinating, scrambling, kicking ass and taking names.

I'd like to meet:

Not creepsters from the internet.

Music:

Asian Kung-Fu Generation, Asobi Seksu, Beastie Boys, The Beatles, Beck, Ben Folds [Five], Bump of Chicken, Capsule, Cansei de Ser Sexy, Citizens Here and Abroad, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, The Comas, Damien Rice, The Decemberists, Devendra Banhart, The Faint, Fiery Furnaces, Ghostland Observatory, Gorillaz, Husky Rescue, Imitation PoPs Uchuu Sentai NOIZ, Kasabian, ketchup mania, Kings of Convenience, Le Tigre, The Lovethugs, Mates of State, M.I.A., Miyavi, Moving Units, Nathan, Nellie McKay, New Young Pony Club, Of Montreal, Okkervil River, Peaches, Phoenix, Pitty Sing, Queen, Radiohead, Scissor Sisters, Simon and Garfunkel, The Streets, The Strokes, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Vienna Teng, TV on the Radio, Warsaw Village Band, The Zutons, etc.

Movies:

O Brother Where Art Thou?, Kung Fu Hustle, Les Choristes, Les Triplettes de Belleville, The Blues Brothers, Stranger Than Fiction, the Harry Potter movies, 80's movies, Asian horror films.

Television:

Anime, doramas, Heroes, America's Next Top Model, Absolutely Fabulous, House, C.S.I., Home Movies, Sifl and Olly, educational shows (Discovery, National Geographic, etc.).

Books:

The Harry Potter series by Rowling, manga, Jane Austen books in general, How I Became Stupid by Page, Lord of the Flies by Golding, 1984 by Orwell, Battle Royale by Takami, The Giver by Lowry, The Yellow Wallpaper by Gilman, The Feather Pillow by Quiroga.

Heroes:

Dave Barry, Hard Gay, Captain Planet.

My Blog

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

Oh, Book VII! I cannot wait. For serious.     I have conflicting information. Some sources say it's "Hallows," and some sources say it's "Hollows." Hmm....
Posted by Katheryn for President! on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:14:00 PST

R.I.P., speakers.

I think my speakers just died. One minute there was sound, and the next... there was only silence. I will have to continue my all-nighter with only my thoughts to keep me company. I am in mo...
Posted by Katheryn for President! on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:25:00 PST

Dear Chris,

Sorry guy, I can't celebrate your day today. Class is still a go. Maybe next year? Disappointed,Katheryn
Posted by Katheryn for President! on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:50:00 PST

An actual conversation between an actual mother and daughter.

Mom: So, if you go to North Texas, are you going to join Jennifer's sorority? Me: Maybe. She said something about being my "big" if I joined. I don't know what that is exactly, but it could be fun. Mo...
Posted by Katheryn for President! on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 04:01:00 PST

Dear Males,

Please stop sending me messages that say things like, "hey cutie!" or, "sup hun!" I am not interested in you. I will not "holla back" at you, nor will I film you masturbating. I'm single, but I'm...
Posted by Katheryn for President! on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 07:19:00 PST

Dear Gas Prices,

Please stop increasing. You were just $2.44 per gallon this morning. Now you're $2.52 per gallon. I would hate to have to stop driving. Please consider my feelings on the matter. Sincerely,Katheryn...
Posted by Katheryn for President! on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 08:10:00 PST

More pictures from Austin!

Stolen from Jacki! Meet at Ines's house. Chatty Cathy! Er, Kathy. Katheryn. Right. Tim discovers relief! Katheryn partakes. (Note to self: Jeans too big. Shrink.) Neda: GANGSTA or AIRPLANE? Ever...
Posted by Katheryn for President! on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 05:14:00 PST

Pictures from Austin!

Just a select few pictures from our Austin trip on Saturday. First, ice skating! We're the next big thing in the Olympics. (Especially Neda, since she has the floaty dress.) Also, I am a great phot...
Posted by Katheryn for President! on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 07:28:00 PST

The park! (Not dial up safe! 27 good-sized photos.)

So we went to TCBY and the park Tuesday night. Fiesta! (And just so everyone knows, my back and shoulders got sunburned both yesterday and today just from sitting outside at lunch. Boo, hiss!) Speed ...
Posted by Katheryn for President! on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 08:54:00 PST

In an attempt to redeem myself, here are some puppies.

Because everyone loves puppies, and Aussies are the cutest puppies ever. I'M SAVED! I got a perfect score on my Economics midterm. I R JEENEEUS! If I could get rid of my lovehandles, life would be w...
Posted by Katheryn for President! on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 03:32:00 PST