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About Me

I believe it was Danforth of Subtlebury that said "For all of whom who already know me you are excused from reading this, but for the naughty few that don't please stay after class". No truer words have ever been uttered and with that I'll leave you with this... I'm an easy going fellow, with a love for music and history and I'm nuts about Boxing. If this excites you... then calm down. I also play bass. I lead a semi-boring life and in all honesty who doesn't if you're not on some serious drugs?!

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My Interests

Music, Film, Writing, Politics, List Making (much like the one your reading right now actually), Philosophy and Self-Indoctrination, Sports (Boxing & Hockey)... (PAGE 2) Introducing the english dialect of Jimmerish into the common vernacular, History, Staten Island in general (I mean that seriously), C.T.V. and all of lifes other idiosyncrasies.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone. I can honestly say that. I used to think I met everyone but as it turns out... believe it or not... I didn't.

Music:

The Beatles (together and solo), Black Sabbath, King's X, Jellyfish, The Beach Boys, Stevie Wonder, Rush, Elvis Costello, Cheap Trick, Faith No More, The Darkness, Electric Light Orchestra, System Of A Down, Collective Soul, Queen, anything that Ronnie James Dio touches and the great classical composers - W.A. Mozart, L. Beethoven & J.S. Bach

Movies:

I love old silent movies (i.e. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Nosferatu, The Lost World). I also love the classic "Universal Monster" movies from the '30's, 40's & '50's. I love Godzilla movies. Zombie movies! All the Star Trek films are great. Passion Of The Christ, Gladiator, Saving Private Ryan, King Kong... too many to list!

Television:

Star Trek (Although, I'm not a huge fan of Voyager), Flight of the Conchords, Extras, Space Ghost Coast To Coast, Spongebob Squarepants (I'm serious), and all things C.T.V.

Books:

The Harper-Collins Study Bible, Ayn Rand's Anthem, Facing Ali, Ghosts of Manila

Heroes:

Chicken Parmagiana ($5.95); Sausage Parmagiana ($5.95); Classic Italian BMT ($5.25); The Cold Cut Trio ($4.75); Tuna on Rye ($3.50); Muhammad Ali (the stomach with handles that must be majestically pumped); Turkish Delight (shan't we? yes we shan't!)

My Blog

Lennon vs. McCartney - Round 1

In a recent poll conducted in the U.K., musicians, music critics and industry hacks were asked to rank the top 50 British songwriters. Not suprisingly, two of the four Beatles were in the top 5, ...
Posted by Socially Unavailable on Sat, 24 May 2008 12:12:00 PST

Making Up Band Names

As I was showering early this morning my mind began to wonder and I got to thinking up band names and what some of the bands with these names would be like e.g. where they would be from, wha...
Posted by Socially Unavailable on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:29:00 PST

Top 8 Pop Songs Of February

Writing any blog entitled "Top 8 Pop Songs Of February" is a pretty ballsy proposition largely due to the fact that music tastes are so subjective, but I must affirm that I believe my choices are...
Posted by Socially Unavailable on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:38:00 PST

February 29, 2008

Today is February 29th, 2008, also known as Leap Day or less commonly referred to as the bissextile day.The 29th day of February is only observed every four years, in years evenly divisible by 4, i.e....
Posted by Socially Unavailable on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:57:00 PST

Through The Past... Darkly - Volume 1

As you may recall, recently I was going through some folders filled with some old school work. Well, I came across a little gem that I thought was of interest. It is a one page high school assignment,...
Posted by Socially Unavailable on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:11:00 PST

Absolutely Hysterical Questions from 5th Grade

Recently, I was going through an old folder filled with school work from elementary school and I came across a handful of multiple choice reading assignments. I read over some of the questions that we...
Posted by Socially Unavailable on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:03:00 PST

Jimmys Pet Pevees

1. Urge To Pee When You’re Showering. Why do we get the sudden urge to pee when we get into the shower. I hate that. I have to get out of the shower, get water all over the floor, dry-off, pee, ...
Posted by Socially Unavailable on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 08:42:00 PST

The Original 'About Me' Piece

Once(or more)upon a time lived a long-haired butcher's boy, who was a long story cut short in the middle of his life sentence... Twas he who decided when the time was right for the picking of the most...
Posted by Socially Unavailable on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 11:10:00 PST

Issachayesisonefunkymutha...

Between ghost hunting & being murdered, I found some time to listen to some Isaac Hayes... finally! If you have never listened to the the song 'Out of the Ghetto' you are missing out on life... 'D...
Posted by Socially Unavailable on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:38:00 PST

The MySpace Profile Mk. 2 a.k.a. JIMBO - First Blog

Hello (again - for all of those lovely people who subscribed the last time around) and Thank you! 'Thanks for what?' is the question that your probably asking your self right about... n...
Posted by Socially Unavailable on Sat, 27 May 2006 12:41:00 PST