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love is the drug

if there was a shot in front of you, would you take it?

About Me

"it viewed those heartbreaking wonders of the wile precisely as they would like to see themselves: as trouble, trouble and more trouble, but worth every minute of hell"

I'm Martha. I'm indirectly named after a sheepdog. I have no direction. I use foul language and belch loudly. When people want a class act, they ask for me.

I caution you not to ask me for advice, as I give very bad life instruction. I realize now that is actually advice, and I think I told you not to listen

hello lovely, tell me a story

..I edited my profile with shameless vanity

My Interests

strange records, taking walks, telling stories, ignoring medical advice and direct sunlight

I'd like to meet:

my conscious and ask him where he has been all these years

Music:

probably has made a lot of events in my life occur

Television:

is what i watch when i eat, and usually it's america's next top model

Books:

contemporary philosphical dramas, assertive feminist theory, buildingsroman novels, heartbreaking memoirs and warped stories of broken people.

Heroes:

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My Blog

I live to serve

Today I had to sit through a four hour long session taught by the owner of the bar I work at explaining to me (via power point and badly acted informational video) how I can be making more tips.Let me...
Posted by love is the drug on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:43:00 PST

Ack, my pride

Alright, I am throughly the sickest I have ever been since I got food poisoning.Ironically, I got the flu somehow. [see previous entries where I call the flu shot "bullshit"] although I think I would...
Posted by love is the drug on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:59:00 PST

Thank God its fatal

I know Second City has creeped too far into my subconscious when I really like songs then they have improv terms in them.Born host to a tongueSo sing a song about itHeld a breath for too longTill we'r...
Posted by love is the drug on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 01:56:00 PST

Money Well Spent

So, to win the fight to keep Ruby as the fourth roommate of the apartment, there were some things I had to do with her. Yesterday we went to the vet for her first check up (she's clean and VD free) w...
Posted by love is the drug on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 03:37:00 PST

*gasp*

SOMEONE STOLE MY COAT FROM THE ALE HOUSEHOW DARE YOU!!!JUST BECAUSE JOHN GAVE ME SOME OF HIS TIPS DOESNT MAKE IT RIGHTI'M THE FUCKING DARLING OF OLD TOWN.NO ONE CROSSES ME AND LIVES.love, martha...
Posted by love is the drug on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 03:09:00 PST

No Kiddin

What type of partier are you? Your Result: Bar Social Butterfly Not quite as bad as the 'bar slut', you like to get a bit ripped and become everyone's new best freind.  You talk to everyone and a...
Posted by love is the drug on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 10:47:00 PST

a song to pass the time

The thing I really hate about being high, the only true thing, is waiting that terrible few minutes for the oven to preheat, and then waiting 7 minutes for those pizza rolls.1. When you want to have "...
Posted by love is the drug on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:10:00 PST

while i wait for my ipod to charge

instructions: Put your music player on shuffle and fill in the names of the songs in the order they show up. Or you could pick your own songs, but that's not as much fun.Life Playlist SurveyWhen I'm d...
Posted by love is the drug on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:49:00 PST

What a lark.

You know when your birthday is, but how old should you really be getting married? (just put a * next to the things that apply to you)[x] know how to make a pot of coffee.[x] I keep track of dates usin...
Posted by love is the drug on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:51:00 PST

Working Girl

I have finally, after one year, obtained a job that is lucrative and during the day and is my style.As of 11 pm I am a waitress at Corcoran's. Take a moment to appriciate the irony. I have never ser...
Posted by love is the drug on Wed, 02 May 2007 04:12:00 PST