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~*~Kathy~*~

I don't know, but I've been told..green grasshoppers have red assholes...

About Me

I'm witty, that's for sure.. and as you can tell by my headline, quite eloquent!I do believe in UFOs.. afterall, living in Gulf Breeze for 25 years will cause you to start questioning the sky.I garden like a mad woman, if you can't find me, I am probably digging in the back yard.Sarcasm tends to run deep, I've certainly passed it on to my kick-ass kid, my 19 year old daughter who is typing all this up for me!I find peace near the ocean. I am a Cancer through and through and the sound of the ocean brings comfort.I love animals; Dogs, horses, and hummingbirds especially.

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My Interests

Gardening, Animals, Camping, Music, Talking, Going to the creeks, Dirt track races, The beach, it goes on and on, ask me!

I'd like to meet:

I'm single and straight BBW, but am looking only for a friend or companion, nothing more, sorry guys.Female friends in the local area would be nice to meet too so I have someone to hang with.Not looking to meet up with people who have drug or alcohol problems or severe baggage, I don't want drama!

Music:

Bob Seger, Tom Petty, Kenny Wayne Shepard, Crash Test Dummies, Creed, Aqua Lung, Jethro Tull, TK101, Rock 99.5, 96.1 The Rocket, my kid is corrupting me with Rammstein and Korn.. secretly I enjoy it.

Movies:

Anything scary.. old Exorcist, Saw I II III, The Ring I II, anything that makes you jump, but no cheesy gore flicks.Favorite movie is Jerry McGuire, I am totally that girl..

Television:

Not really into TV.. Lifetime channel has some good shows sometimes. Animal Planet can strike some intrest.. Sci-Fi..